Chonkus Maximalist

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

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| GEOENGINEERING WON'T BE |
| NEGATIVE SUM. NOBODY WANTS |
| EMISSIONS REDUCTIONS TO STOP. |
| THEY'RE JUST WAY TOO SLOW. |
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[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

“We are very careful as doctors”

Jay is so careful as a doctor he’s never even dared to treat a single patient

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@the3acchus @philluckee @ChrisHowey10 Kruger? Never even met her. I'll concede as I've clearly been owned.

I am sorry that you're like this and that you'll never say or do anything that will mean anything or be remembered.

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

This is honestly how the majority of the UK "thinks"

[John Austen 🇬🇧 @JohnCaveAusten]

If the country is 'burning', how come the bone-dry leaves in our black garden waste bin standing all day in full blazing sunshine are not combusting?

The answer is, because it hasn't been struck by lightning or met an arsonist.

'Country is burning' is alarmist nonsense.

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@CallumLyon are country

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@the3acchus @philluckee @ChrisHowey10 "You're going to need to prove" <- I don't need to do anything, I was giving you a leg up because you seem thick.

CO2 warms the Arctic surface and the tropical upper troposphere at different rates, jet stream's strength depends on the equator-to-pole temperature gradient.

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@john_debicki @ret_ward "BA(Hons)"

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@the3acchus @philluckee @ChrisHowey10 Arctic amplification. Longer, higher amplitude Rossby waves. Double jet split potential in summer.

[Met4Cast - UK Weather @Met4CastUK]

No human alive has seen an El Niño event this strong. In fact, it’s possible that no human in history has seen an event this strong.

Forecasts continue to project a 3.5-4.0°C ‘Super El Nino’.

Temperatures in the east Pacific are now widely 5°C above average, peaking at 6°C.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: England is reportedly on track to become one of the first countries in the world to eliminate hepatitis C.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

INCIDENTALLY, I've submitted a paper leveraging the Yokohama MMR withdrawal to assess the effect of MMR on autism rates.

TL;DR: It had no effect.

This is causal evidence that MMR does not lead to autism.

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@annamlulis Bio checks out

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Just reckless, inflammatory, irresponsible, dangerous ‘journalism’ from the Murdoch-owned Post here. 11m views for BS - there is no miscarriage risk from the COVID vaccines, as countless studies since show. Even at the time, this was just unproven speculation being discussed.

[Leon Simons 🌍 @LeonSimons8]

Just checking, are we on track?

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

Just another record-breaking day in the moronocene, while peak idiocy still lies ahead.

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

@SmartAirFilters get em off the floor

[Smart Air @SmartAirFilters]

A useful website for tracking global wildfire emissions: https://t.co/ZCwW56euEA

[Jack Meyer 🏛️ @Jackbmeyer]

Much to think about

[Chonkus Maximalist @workincdr]

Feels a bit skynet-y today

[🇨🇦BC @Scoobie8657]

Rediscovering what we already know every 6 months.

[Chris Hinchliff MP @CHinchliffMP]

Britain must prepare for El Niño.

The UK is built for a climate which no longer exists.

We need to grow more of our own food and prepare towns and workplaces for extreme heat.

When climate shocks hit, public power must protect people so profiteers can't exploit crises.