Online Dan on the Online

hell yea

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

Going on on a parade of homes
Continually saying, "wow it's like zillow but real life"

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

Time for that church lock in vibes beer from the local during a snowstorm

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

@jbfan911 I'd like to think Jack is confused why there isn't a sidecar of a dipping sauce

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

@RadishHarmers @morgvanny I think the Futurama episode with a group theory proof about brain swaps might be the closest anyone has come to on a pop level

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

@ComradeLuanne We got Jim Henson on a Ninja Turtles movie, what a time to have been alive

[danny @doobertson]

spent all my money on beer call that liquidating my bread

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

Forgot about this tweet and I'm going to continue to forget

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

I hate Iowa, and by golly I think Floyd has a decent chance of coming to the Twin Cities this year

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

@CodyWasTiny So good at Big Buck Hunter hitting deer is just second nature

[The Gumbo Shrimp PhD Archive @zack69k]

every man has a Kermit the frog impression tucked away. ask any man trust me they’re waiting for a reason to bust it out

[Joe @thy3rdeye]

Every time I hit my second beer

[Dick the Impaler @gawkcid]

Can I have a MENS aperol spritz please?

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Respect HH

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

Taking my fish oil, vitamin d, and multi vitamin with beer kinda guy

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

I want to grow up and be the great lakes midwesterner Joe Pera thinks I can be.

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

Gonna buy a skateboard and be the guy that learns to tre flip at 30

[Jimmy Garoppolo @JimmyG_10]

Is it better to sleep without a pillow or without a blanket?

[Hunter @Wolffe104]

Couple beers in at the bar and pulling this case out

[Online Dan on the Online @wumbodonk]

I hate Iowa, and by golly I think Floyd has a decent chance of coming to the Twin Cities this year

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

I work with a dude who's definitely slightly autistic, today the boss came in and told us one of our coworkers is taking some time off because their spouse had died.

We were all just sitting there in silence for a minute, and then he went "mah wiiiiife..." in a sad borat voice