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@LotionDolphin @SCFCJosh96 Can you play rugby against the side wall of your house until your mates come out to play? Good luck bringing down a semi-detached.

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@MrJonnieB Crotch like David Cameron's face.

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@MrJonnieB it's a shame because i was totally up for someone quietly doing fuck all for five years, fuck all happening is my favourite

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How soon can you make it?

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@MrJonnieB very niche superpower

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@pureMetatron Yeah but what if they're a cunt?

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@MrJonnieB Even Deadpool is Canadian ffs.

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@melldoom Clinton dereguated radio killing off most local music programming. Making the Rock strategy of touring to break a band state by state impossible. No conspiracy, just greed.

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@MrJonnieB Could you not just buy her a gun?

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Finally some proper fucking news.

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@SLCLunk 'retire from politics' is a funny way of saying 'paints watercolours in a lithium stupor'

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@melldoom I'd have aged them. Nothing better than chewey pom bears.

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@MrJonnieB We should really be providing all fluids intravenously just to be sure. No, wait....

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@BlockheadNYC Brains that won't fucking shut up I guess.

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@MrJonnieB ask grok to identify this mushroom

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@FreddyQuinne He's legitimately painful to look at.

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@residentadvisor Drexiya should just invade America. Send in the wavejumpers!

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@willmenaker He's like the deniably gay character from a 70's sit com. I'm frankly shocked his name isn't Bruce.

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@StephenKing See how the light fears her and bends to her will.

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@DaftLimmy I enjoyed it until the kung-fu Jimmy Saviles showed up.