𝕏an Campbell

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[kuz @kylekuzma]

Ngl it’s exhausting hearing athletes break down how their millions “aren’t really millions” after taxes and fees. 40M after taxes is still 40M.
The real issue isn’t the system, it’s lifestyle creep. Nobody told you to live like a king, buy 5 cars, or move with a 10‑person entourage. Modest is allowed.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Good morning. Is there any update on the soiled mattresses and baby high chairs found in the tunnel beneath the Chabad-Lubavitch headquarters in Brooklyn, where orthodox jews violently attacked police to prevent them from uncovering it?

[Kyle @KyleM_FF]

So, let me get this straight.

1. Dude steals hundreds of thousands of dollars from fantasy football leagues under the guise the money was going to be donated to charity (it wasn't)

2. Story starts to come out and realizes he's probably going to be caught soon

3. He causes a horrific car crash and loses his arm (on accident or on purpose we will probably never know)

4. GoFundMe is set up for an accident that was 100% his fault (and idiots donated to it)

5. He makes a recovery, doesn't address the allegations, while people continue to support him

Hmm, ,maybe start a GoFundMe for the truck driver or people that had their money stolen by this guy

Can't wait to see how this all plays out

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

It’s official ~ some of the dumbest people on earth are Yellowstone National Park tourists.

Imagine running towards a Grizzly Bear with cubs!! 🤦‍♂️

And then they wonder why they get mauled by a protective mother Bear.

🎦 Credit: Beautiful Nature.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Remember that time when Ilhan Omar tried to pull a Jussie Smollett on herself?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Desmond Howard ripped Ohio State in 2011, saying the Buckeyes tarnished the “Midwest values” of the Big Ten during Tattoogate.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

https://t.co/OluHnNrFRc

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The evolution of Flock cameras from Jan. 2024 - July 2026.

These are spreading like a plague.

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

History in Detroit tonight:

Kevin McGonigle has reached base multiple times on 53 occasions before the All-Star Game.

That is a new @MLB record, surpassing the mark set by Aaron Judge in 2017.

@MLBNetwork

[el pendejo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Druski's most audacious skit yet.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports
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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sad Belgium has to play this game in the conference/court room with backroom deals and power plays when we just want to play it on the grass like real men.

[maybe: xavier (nba champ new york knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

proper corruption at play here, finally becoming a real football nation

[Nitro @NitroFooty]

“Id rather be eliminated from the World Cup than headed to a quarterfinal.”

He’s the perfect coach for Canada. A fucking loser through and through. Couldn’t be a better fit.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“This won’t get overturned...”

“You must be new here…”

“Stick to NFL…”

BALOGUN IS FREEEE 🇺🇸🦅

[Kyle the Butler Fan @kjmac111]

Current mood

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

@RepHaleyStevens

[The Grind Line Podcast™ @GrindLinePod]

What Steve Yzerman should do now:

1. Offersheet Conner Bedard 18m
2. Hope Chicago doesnt match
3. Trade Larkin for a haul
4. Trade Compher for peanuts to free cap.
5. Ball out

#LGRW

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Sometimes I feel like cattle because I love to drink beer & watch sports but this is sub cattle behavior. What are you guys even getting out of this? Taylor Swifts popularity is a real indicator in how stupid this country is becoming.

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Let me guess: Minnesota, Vegas, or Florida