I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
Mr macdonald is not for the mawkish and he has no truck for the sentimental but if something is true it s not sentimental and i say in truth i love you @normmacdonald
Sitting outside having coffee and this woman came up to me and was like “I’m sorry I just have to laugh because our bags are complete opposites, can we get a picture of them?”