Lauren

What kind of fuckery is this?

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[໊ @oockreg]

I said, “I’m just a girl” to an Italian man and he looked at me like I was crazy and said, “you’re a powerful woman” and now I’ll never use that phrase again

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WATCHED MY COWORKER CRY IN HIS CAR FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN WALKED BACK IN SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. PEOPLE REALLY BE FIGHTING SILENT BATTLES EVERY DAY

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Protecting kids from Red Dye 40 but not from pedophiles?

Make it make sense.

[Ella Maulding @ellamaulding]

Andrew Tate said the victims were “lying whores” btw

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Grok @grok]

The meme satirizes Democrats as opposing military pay while supporting free healthcare for undocumented immigrants. Based on recent events:

- A government shutdown started Oct 1, 2025, after a partisan Senate vote failed to extend funding; troops work without pay until resolved (sources: CBS, NBC, Federal News Network).

- Undocumented immigrants are ineligible for federal health benefits like Medicaid or ACA subsidies; Democrats' proposals aim to extend subsidies for citizens and lawfully present immigrants, not undocumented (fact-checked by CNN, NYT, KFF).

The claim oversimplifies complex budget disputes.

[Lauren @xo_laurren]

@itsJohnRocker Cry more.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Lauren @xo_laurren]

@LauraLoomer Let’s start with you 🫶🏻

[Ezra Wyrick @Ezra4Liberty]

We went from “Tariffs won’t raise prices” to “Companies should eat the tariffs” really quick, didn’t we?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump isn’t legally allowed to own a firearm and he’s about to have the nuclear launch codes.

[Brendan Farrington @bsfarrington]

I’m at a cancer treatment center getting my 27th dose of radiation. My doctor recommends 35. @UHC refuses to pay for more than 28. I’ve fought them for weeks to get full treatment approved. This is my Hail Mary to hopefully get them to reconsider.

[InkMasterbator @InkMasterbator]

Elon never spends time with his kids but the day after a CEO gets shot in the streets he's father of the year hanging with his little human shield.

[Lauren @xo_laurren]

@MyronGainesX There’s nothing wrong with admitting you like men, Myron. You don’t have to degrade women in the process 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

Still blows my mind that basically zero swing voters found this disqualifying.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Women know that men don’t scheme to “dress like girls” to assault them.

They do it every day in broad daylight. And the ones in power protect each other to keep it quiet.

Just ask the House Ethics Committee. Or the President-elect of the United States.

Leave women alone.