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[Maiya J @therealmaiyaj]

i really dislike when people say “not even that” just to repeat the same shit you just said😭

[xtini @xtidrill]

vintage nepo baby stuff. in 2026 he would have been given this job at the age of 25

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

CNN hires 34-year-old Anderson Cooper, a member of the Vanderbilt family, as a correspondent.

[xtini @xtidrill]

straight man at the coffeeshop this AM wearing an outfit that has left me scarred: a Beyoncé t-shirt, her head peeking out just so from under his cardigan. capris. tevas, w/ red socks. and an ironic "NYC" floral baseball cap, type of hat a white rapper would have worn in 2010.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

So this movie simply does not ever need to be serialized or re-adapted !

[xtini @xtidrill]

this rocks

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

haiku by a robot

[xtini @xtidrill]

yeah i can see that

[Lauren Self @laurenlself]

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

[Fred Asbestos @moltenflax]

Just reading this as a beautiful poem

[xtini @xtidrill]

omg 🫩 true 🫩🫩

[marie @knowmenlikeyou]

maybe this was the only thing that could've outdone the matty and gabrielle pregnant pap walk

[xtini @xtidrill]

keep thinking about this tweet lmao I think psychoanalysis also gave me a full personality transplant

[Karim @Kmart_realism]

i got a full personality transplant from psychoanalysis, went for 4 years and the only declarative full sentence i ever remember her saying was "i can't stop you from doing anything"

[xtini @xtidrill]

it's ok cuz he can't act for shit

[carrie bunny @amyIarsen]

Oh look at me I’m Morgan Spector my wife is the beautiful and talented Rebecca hall and I get to kiss Carrie coon at work and oh I’m in one of the best and most loved tv shows right now and everyone thinks I’m sexy asf bruh just leave us alone

[xtini @xtidrill]

Congrats to this man

[New York Post @nypost]

California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' https://t.co/5dlTsbjm04

[xtini @xtidrill]

"Aretha Franklin has the best voice"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Billy Evans reveals his favorite pop divas in new X AMA.

[cou cou 𝜗𝜚 @wellbealright]

why does this look like him getting emotional over coming out as a rat

[xtini @xtidrill]

Ariana Grande PETAL deep dive ft. Alexandra Tanner... in which we situate Ari in her native swamps of South Florida, admire her preternatural penchant for the macabre, and unveil some EXTREMELY RARE Ari content... a long read for your sunday 🖤🖤🖤🖤

https://t.co/vozom6O3xZ

[shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite]

this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp

[xtini @xtidrill]

Hahahahaha

[d. @cocteautwi]

Just remembered that, after his death, it was discovered that Nabokov had graded a bunch of short stories from a New Yorker anthology, giving almost all of them low grades except for two A+s: his own story and Salinger’s A Perfect Day for Bananafish.

[xtini @xtidrill]

needs to be seen to be believed

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet