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@EbianTheDog @csuJonah And yet it will still take until at LEAST 2029 to get any passengers moving. We just set 200 mil on fire for what?

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@Nerdrotics @DailyLoud He goes by "Spin" these days.

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@YourPalNyanus >I'm going Pickle Green with the Ricks

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@jawo_05 @Polkswagen @UpdatingOnRome It shows up on Google Translate as "Czech."

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@jebcorliss @AttorneyF_ "nonsense" being a read of the previous books in scripture, but if you are happy in ignorance, I won't throw you any pearls. I see from your other posts that you've read it from cover to cover, so the fact that Jesus is cursing Israel should be self-evident to you.

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@jebcorliss @AttorneyF_ If you don't understand the significance of the fig tree, you can't know why he cursed it. I'll give you a hint. What does a fig tree in the Old Testament represent?

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@jebcorliss @AttorneyF_ What does the fig tree represent?

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@Polkswagen @UpdatingOnRome "You are going to burn a goose [“Huss” means “goose” in Bohemian], but in a century you will have a swan that you can neither roast nor boil."

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@Saicam_Films Just checking, you have zero problem with Dr. Otto Blacktavius?

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@Vecariii @massedonian ... you know who has days/months of gameplay on LAN?

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@KyleHydeFan @realwiggerswag My favorite DPS factoid is that he beat Elden Ring's Fire Giant on his first attempt.

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@ZakiBlacksong @Texan_Charthoid "everyone that disagrees with my spits out identical lines"

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@RedactedRobbie @Erundel Are you hoping that one will touch you?

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@GuardTm @michylawhty I don't think I've seen that outside of the cafe.

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@death2likes @reddit_lies Can you lift more with one hand or two?

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@Wumbusglimbo @tom_barmadillo Which Christ and which teachings? The LDS have an entire testament that Christians reject. This is bigger than merely interpreting the same text in different ways, it's the addition of new text. Imagine saying you follow someone, when you affirm things they never said.

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@SquirtIes @OrthodoxMugi "He's shitting his pants on purpose and actually you're the dumb one for laughing."

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@Spiced_A @Uncle_RedRodney @JadenJTW Yeah, but why didn't he say, "Less words, more smart."

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@sucesstrolling @JdM1275 @wed_Komi_iF Malfoy ≠ Bowsette. The Bowsette meme focused on sexual desire and drawn artwork, whereas Malfoid is more romantically inclined and fic-driven. Also, foid is not derived from "android," it uses "-oid" meaning "like" or "similar to." https://t.co/E6Eiow2KUh

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"A love potion." Snape repeated flatly.
"I didn't say the word love," replied back Draconia, "But yes, something of that nature."
Snape sighed, but continued writing, not bothering to look up at her.
"What symptoms are you experiencing?"
"A quickening heart rate. Shakiness around the... suspect. Unusual emotional responses in the presence of the suspect. Intrusive thoughts of the suspect. Romantic ideation." Draconia's face blushed as she said the words aloud.
"And who might the 'suspect' be?"
"I don't see how that's relevan-"
"Miss Malfoid, this is a very serious accusation. It is my responsibility as a professor to inquire fully. Who is it?" Snape finally set his papers aside, looking up at her from his desk.
Draconia twiddled her wand in her fingertips, refusing to even look in his direction.
"...Potter.", she said, pushing a lock of silver hair behind her ear.
"Potter." Snape repeated.
"T-that's what I said, isn't it?"
"Potter can hardly brew a sleeping draught much less a-"
"Then Granger brewed it! Or he stole it! I don't know! Can you just test me? Or something?"
Snape stood up, seemingly annoyed by the whole ordeal. He turned, reaching into his cabinet of restricted potions, rustling through them, looking for something.
"And why, pray tell, would Potter do this to you?"
Her heart skipped a beat. She hadn't considered that. Why would he? Unless he... She shook her head, as if the thought could be shaken out of her.
"To humiliate me, obviously. I bet he's having a grand laugh right now at my expense. Stupid Potter." She clenched her fists, indignant.
Snape turned and produced a small potion of silver liquid.
"Drink this. It will cure you of whatever may, or may not be ailing you."
She swiped it from him and held it up to her lips, but paused. Why did she pause? Drinking this would cure her of the love potion, it would make these inconvenient feelings go away. So then why isn't she drinking it? She clenched her fists, and chugged the potion before she could second guess herself again. She stood there, eyes closed and cheeks pink, waiting for something to change.
"How long until it starts to wor-"
"Instantly."
She stood there for several more seconds, holding her breath, until Harry appeared in her mind again, and her pulse quickened.
Her eye twitched, "Well clearly this has been a huge waste of time."
"Obviously." Snape said flatly, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

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@sucesstrolling @JdM1275 @wed_Komi_iF Getting videos out quickly means not investigating memes thoroughly, as they expire in a matter of days. He's also made it clear that he can't interpret what's in front of him. In his homeless wife video, he brings up asian fetishism when it has nothing to do with the joke.
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