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Looking for something brief, witty & sarcastic to say. EPIC FAIL!!

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@McDonaldsUK it's a good job I'm not allergic to pickles as these were removed from my No Pickles Burger!

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@mermhart I really want to read your book but I have Rheumatoid Arthritis, so I can't hold the hardback. When will paperback be released? As a fellow chronic illness sufferer, you should encourage publishers to release both versions at the same time, I always have to wait.

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@Matt_Pinner I won't give it away, but I can see it.

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@WeAreOpenreach please fix our Internet in SO30 area of Hampshire.

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@SkyHelpTeam how do I report an issue with my broadband? We've had a solid orange light for an hour now. It seems to be a regional issue, we need you to contact bt openreach to get a resolution ASAP.

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@SkySports please please stop giving out the scores to other games when showing a football match. Our household can't be the only one with fans of 2 different clubs who want to watch both games without knowing the score. If people want to know, they can find out for themselves

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@SkySports @EFL watching Stevenage v Wrexham EFL game, chants from crowd are disgraceful. Not one apology from the commentator. Many children in the crowd. This language should be punished the same way hooliganism was & Sky needs to turn down the crowd mics. Switching off now.

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@Tanni_GT Wow, people actually said that! My husband and I haven't been to central London since he started using a wheelchair because it just seems like such hard work. Its a shame as there are still many things we want to see.

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@ParalympicsGB where can I get paralympics gb merchandise this year to show my support?

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Oh & the chicken nuggets are my husbands and his apple and grape bag seems to be a bag of cucumber sticks which he is highly allergic to, so we would never have ordered that.

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@McDonaldsUK apparently this is the Bacon double cheese burger with apple and grape bag I ordered for dinner. Branch not answering the phone so I can't complain.

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@TalkTalk I need to report a fault on my mums phone line but your chat option doesn't seem to work on the website.

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@tntsports we have a Spurs fan and a Liverpool fan in the same house. When they play at the same time we watch one, record other. Which ever 1 we record is ruined by you telling us the score. Why can't you just concentrate on the game you're watching!

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Yet again, I find myself having to hunt the streets for my food bin because the collection operative has walked off with it. If this happens again next week we are just going to give up recycling our food waste thanks @EastleighBC

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@AmazonUK what exactly is the point in giving delivery instructions when every driver just ignores them? You send an email after delivery asking how it was, you select the bad option but can't actually give any feedback.

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@EastleighBC I found the bin it would just be nice if the food bin men wouldn't walk off with it and then not return it. My husband is disabled and I have RA so we can't keep going hunting.

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@EastleighBC thank you, I do love a game of hunt the bin 1st thing in the morning. For once the food bin was actually collected, which was a relief as it was full from not being collected last week but knowhere to be seen. Not even in our cul-de-sac. I give up.

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@SoVeryBritish Turkish delight

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@SouthernWater OK,thanks for getting back to me.

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@SouthernWater is there a known issue with the water pressure in the so30 ares? Just got up and used the tap, we have water, but it's very slow!