Aurora!!!!!

it's just retweets all the way down | she/her

[Brook World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[mj 🐇 @lazyfaeriee]

Something that always fascinates me as a woman who has suffered from mental health issues my entire life is how men are like “no one cares about men’s mental health.” No one cares about women’s either lol

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

All of the founding fathers would have a bit of culture shock today. Except Benjamin Franklin. Give him a few hours and he’d have a tinder account set up.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Happy belated Father’s Day to my dad. When I was like 14 he watched the Adam Sandler movie Click and told me it inspired him to spend more time with us. I had never seen it, so I asked if he wanted to watch Click with me and he said “No, I told you I literally just watched that.”

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP john adams you would have loved twitter

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

lmfao

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're staying overnight in the hospital there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital

[🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷johnny🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @notthechips]

the W in George W Bush stands for Woke

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[limpkin @acealeam]

just found out "to have and to hold" is legalese. i thought it was about embracing your wife, damn

[lydia @lydsfilm]

this almost made me tear up i love the imagination of children so much

[A ❺❺❺ I @dlai_]

My Mayors Brandon Johnson
My Bagel's not very good
My beach Concrete
Bears 0-17

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s