x/yoisha

thai builder, built a ton of stuff, blockchain/fullstack engineer, initia shitposter, building @minity_xyz, @frostlytics. co-founder @tetration_lab, prev scb10x

[wassieloyer @wassielawyer]

“Baby ah - we got BTO number”, she shouts from across the room.

The hairs on your skin shiver. Endorphins flood your brain. Your heart palpitates as it rapidly redirects blood to your half erect cock, quickly bringing it to full mast.

“What number?”, you ask cautiously, not wanting to get ahead of yourself.

“132” - she replies.

132. Out of a 976 unit development. 5 year MOP. Should be able to get mid-high floor. Without morning sun.

450 - 550k purchase price. 5% due now, the remaining 20% due on key collection.

Gahmen recently announced a new revitalisation programme for the area. New mall, new bicycle path, new MRT link.

Easy flip for 1m+ after 5 year MOP.

Finally the time has come for your ascension.

You gaze upon her, eyes filled with love. She has never looked so beautiful. Sitting there in her university T-shirt, phone in hand. Her red brown balayage hair pulled away from her acne scarred face in a low ponytail. You watch her pull a funny face as she updates her Instagram and besties Telegram group with a 5 second video.

Sure she’s a 5/10 by any objective measure. To anyone else, she is a mid SMU psychology student with questionable job prospects and bland hobbies (food 🍔and travel✈️❤️).

But to you - she is the angel of your financial ascension.

Years pass.

You have since graduated and now hold down an office job at Shoppee. So too has your wife, she does 'marketing and comms' at some SME. After three years of living with your parents, it is finally time to collect the keys.

You hand over the cashier's order for 100k to the HDB employee. It wasn't easy but between your savings, a loan from your ah ma and the angbao profits from your wedding (off-peak Thursday lunch reception @ Holiday Inn Orchard no open bar suckers!), you got there.

As you finish signing the papers, you mentally write up your net worth by 500k. Then you add an asterisk on it. Just in case you know. Your wife has just finished her selfies with the HDB sign and pulls you into a photograph with her.

You smile.

A few years pass.

"No lah! No lah!" - you exclaim loudly at a gathering of your secondary school friends who jest that you have 'made it already' because of your luck in securing your BTO. "Cannot sell la - still got MOP!"

But deep inside you smugly muse "Yes bro - I did fucking make it". A friend who became a lawyer humble brags about how busy he is and 'offhandedly' drops his salary and how much he spends on rent. "Sucker paying other people's mortgage" you quietly muse as you sip on your mug of Tiger.

As you return home you observe your wife being dropped off by her handsome ang moh colleague in an Audi. She laughs as he hands her the Chanel handbag she bought on Atome and waves her goodbyes. The wide smile on her slightly red face - a smile you haven't seen in years - fades slightly as she sees you.

"We had team drinks and Thomas offered to drop me off. Very nice of him."

"Yea ok cool" - you reply, unsure if you want to start another fight.

Sensing the tension, she tries to change the subject.

"Oh by the way ah, I spoke to my secondary school friend Celine. She in real estate now. She say ah - that our unit probably can sell 1.1 - 1.2m+ when MOP leh!"

You smile - blood returning to your phallus.

2 long years pass.

"Thank you Sir" - the DBS banker smiles warmly as you hand him the signed housing loan agreement.

After eight arduous years, you were finally able to dump your HDB on the next sucker for over 1.1m. After agent fees etc, you got away with a clean profit of over 500k.

And today marks the culmination of your ascension to the condo class.

A 2 bedroom condo in the newly TOPed Merdeka Jewel - 750 square feet at $3000 per square foot at 2.25m. Sure it is a little smaller than your 990 square foot HDB but its not like you need that much room. Your wife made it abundantly clear that she does not want to have kids because she is 'too busy focusing on her career' (although you still question what the fuck her actual job is).

Rolling your savings and your HDB profits into the 25% down payment and taking the 30 year loan at 2.6% interest was a no brainer. 8k a month in mortgage payments seem steep but is manageable. As long as you both keep working. I mean it will all pay off right? Singapore property is up only after all.

You look to your wife and her Chanel handbag. She smiles back at you, she too celebrating her ascension to the condominium class. You can hear the gears in her head turn, the dopamine firing at the thought of all the likes her house tour video is going to get on Instagram.

"Ill be out tonight with friends" - you tell her. "Ya ok I got plans also" - she replies.

You text your real estate agent to confirm that you will exercise the option to purchase. Your cock is now fully erect at the thought of your ascension.

Then you go on WeChat and text Lanlan "我好想你 - 今晚见！❤️"

You smile and take in the Singapore sun.

Damn it feels good to be a Singaporean son.

[ContributionDAO @contributedao]

@SuiNetwork Overflow 2026 is coming — a global online hackathon with over $500,000 in prizes.

Join us at ON THE MOVE: Road to Sui Overflow 2026

What to expect:
🔹 Deep dive into 2 key tracks: DeepBook Predict and Sui Payments
🔹 Insights from real Sui builders who won at Overflow 2025
🔹 Practical guidance, ideas, and next steps for your hackathon journey

👉 Register here: https://t.co/iaS9Sn7zyr

📅 June 6, 2026
⏰ 13:00 – 16:00
📍 ContributionDAO Event Space
🗣️ Conducted in Thai
🎁 Limited ON THE MOVE T-shirt for eligible participants
🍽️ Free food and drinks provided

Let’s get Thai builders ready for Sui Overflow 2026. Move with us.

[x/yoisha @yyyoisha]

@theplebth @mozifinance แจ๋วเลยครับ เป็นกำลังใจให้ครับ

[x/yoisha @yyyoisha]

@theplebth @mozifinance กำลังลองเล่นอยู่ครับ ถ้ามี funding history ด้วยจะดีมากครับ

[PLEB | ContributionDAO 🥚 @theplebth]

สวัสดีครับ วันนี้ผมตั้งใจเปิดตัว Product ที่ซุ่มพัฒนามาตลอด2ปีเต็ม และมีการ Pivot มากกว่า7 ครั้ง ครับ.
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ตอนนี้ Product ที่ผมทำคือ Full Trading ครับ เพราะผมเชื่อว่า Mass adoption ของ Crypto คือ Trading 100% และจะมี PerpDEX เกิดใหม่ขึ้นเรื่อยๆ
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Product ที่พัฒนาคือ @mozifinance เป็น PerpDEX Aggregator ที่ทำมา Support แก่ User, Project โดยเรามี Feature ดังนี้ครับ.
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1. Cross Venue ที่จะต่อ PerpDEX ใหม่ๆ เพิ่มเรื่อยๆ
2. Cross Pair Trading [ ทำ Pair Trading ได้ ]
3. One-click สำหรับ Funding Rate Arbitrage
4. Unified Portfolio
5. Fast Transfer + Very Low fee
6. มี HIP3 ด้วย
7. One ref-link

สำหรับสถาบัน , Private Office , Broker , Company เรามีบริการพิเศษคือ
1. Unified Institutional Dashboard
2. Centralized Capital Management
3. Integrated Exchange Connectivity
4. License Custodian-Level Security

[x/yoisha @yyyoisha]

@Railway huh

[x/yoisha @yyyoisha]

this shit is so over lmao

[derek @derekmeegan]

Turn any website into an API with /browser-to-api.

This skill analyzes network activity, CDP logs, and website behavior to generate a custom OpenAPI spec.

Watch Codex one-shot a fully documented OpenTable API client from a single prompt 👀

[Chris Barber @chrisbarber]

https://t.co/Z5V4Li4QFE

[Raycast @raycast]

Raycast 2.0 (beta) is now publicly available for download.

👉 https://t.co/dOVGlIIefq

[Jediwolf @Jediwolf]

What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS

[yoyoismee.eth | 🦇🔊 @0xyoyoismee]

Bro. Close it.

This is not a hack demo. More of a law-breaking speed run.

- Crypto payment = banned. up to 3 years jail + fine.
- AML law can freeze bank accounts.
- promote unlicensed crypto in Thailand or target Thai = gg

Be careful out there. Thai law is no joke.

Yeah, they might struggle to take down a smart contract, trace ZKPs, freeze non-fiat value capture, or chase anon devs. But pls don't lol. 👀

[DStudioproject @D_studioproject]

when you push realism too far using GPT Image 2 x Seedance 2.0 on Higgsfield

[x/yoisha @yyyoisha]

@D_studioproject although the thai dub is not accurate, this is so fucking dope!!!!

[kulla (locked in arc) @englandkiiz]

เนื่องจาก x นั้นมีการให้เงินกับยอด engagement จึงทำให้มีพวกที่ชอบทำการ rage bait ให้เราอยากไป quote ด่า หรือให้มีการมาแชร์ต่อเยอะๆ ซึ่งแนะนำให้ว่าถ้าจะด่าอะไรแบบนี้ไป Crop รูปมาด่าดีกว่าครับอย่าไปให้ยอด engagement การกระทำแบบนี้ เพราะการไปด่ากลับ account พวกนี้ จริงๆคือช่วย feed algorithm ให้เขาได้เงินเพิ่มนะ

หลาย account ตอนนี้ใช้ fearbait / drama bait / misinformation เพื่อ farm engagement เพราะยิ่งคนโกรธ ยิ่ง share ยิ่งเมนต์ ก็ยิ่ง monetize ได้

สุดท้ายคนที่เสียคือ timeline ของเราเองที่เต็มไปด้วย content toxic แบบนี้

ดีที่สุดคือ block, report, และอย่าแจก reach ฟรีให้ account ที่ตั้งใจทำตัวน่าเกลียดเพื่อเอา engagement

[Alexander Whedon @alex_whedon]

Introducing SubQ - a major breakthrough in LLM intelligence.

It is the first model built on a fully sub-quadratic sparse-attention architecture (SSA),

And the first frontier model with a 12 million token context window which is:

- 52x faster than FlashAttention at 1MM tokens
- Less than 5% the cost of Opus

Transformer-based LLMs waste compute by processing every possible relationship between words (standard attention).

Only a small fraction actually matter.

@subquadratic finds and focuses only on the ones that do.

That's nearly 1,000x less compute and a new way for LLMs to scale.

[Initia 🪢 @initia]

1/ Today marks 1 year since Initia mainnet went live.

To the builders who launched appchains, the users using them, the creators who told the story, the investors who backed it, and the community pillars who kept showing up: thank you.

↓

[Initia 🪢 @initia]

Initia's investors, founders, and team have chosen to delay their vesting cliff by 1 year to April 2027.

We are grateful Initia's backers and contributors have a long term belief in the project and token.

Over the next year, we're focused on apps and directing value to INIT

[LayerZero @LayerZero_Core]

https://t.co/3vIHs3Xgs4