Michael Zalimeni

Software engineer and underscore-shaped nerd. Lifetime bestie of Dr. @EmilyZalimeni. he/him

[REKH @rekhilperts]

White friends, especially white women who did not have an undergraduate sorority experience:

In the coming months you’ll likely see a great deal of content about VP Harris’ sorority affiliation and the support from its members. We 🩷 it. Some info & tips for us: 🧵

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

a list of new(ish) command-line tools https://t.co/KK54E7jjV0

[Michelle Kessel @MLKessel]

Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

⁦@BankofAmerica⁩ why

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[dr. nicole forsgren @nicolefv]

mEtRicS

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Does my name belong to me? My face? What about my life? My story? Why does my name refer to events I had no hand in? I return to these questions because others continue to profit off my name, face, & story without my consent. Most recently, the film #STILLWATER.

/ a thread

[Shawn @ShawnHils]

there are two teams named after socks.

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

Have we learned nothing from Franklin St.? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

@sprysprocket1 I had the exact same experience with Calhoun on my first visit. They nixed that one last summer

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

@jefft Recommend arrows, or the Hookshot if you have it

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

@whereistanya My first is joining my team on Monday. After reading this, I’m looking forward to it even more

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

This is so good

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

Dear intern:

We've all screwed something up,
So welcome to the club.

"That Sinking Feeling (The #HugOps Song)"

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

@sw17ch 🐢🤏🏻

[Michael Zalimeni @zalimander]

👏🏻, and also… I cannot.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The definition of lunacy. https://t.co/Lya2MttYU4

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

What do we want?

Strong data typing!

When do we want it?

InvalidCastException was unhandled in user code: cannot convert type System.DateTime to System.String

[Liz Specht @LizSpecht]

This is an important (and often overlooked) point. When people say that rain forests are being destroyed to make way for pasture and soy, these two uses are 100% & and 75% attributable to animal agriculture, respectively.

No one is clear-cutting forests for plant-based burgers.

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

GIVE PEOPLE A DAY OFF EACH WEEK TO READ THEIR BOOKMARKED ARTICLES