Zarlish Ali

Just a citizen with WiFi and too many opinions. 💀
We observe Pakistan so you don’t have to. 💀
🇵🇰 | memes | random lore | daily chaos

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Me after getting an electric bike:

“Ab main independent hoon.” 😌💅

Ammi:
“Haan beta, pehle doodh le ke aao.” 😭
#GirlsOnBikes #womenempowerment #Pakistan #maryamnawaz #cmpunjab #PunjabGovernment

[Maryam Nawaz Sharif @MaryamNSharif]

A Pink Revolution in Punjab! 🌸

The Electric Bikes Scheme for Students is receiving an overwhelming response, with 1,149,058 registrations so far.

What makes this initiative even more special is the remarkable participation of our daughters: 222,101 female students almost 50% of all applicants have applied for electric bikes.

Distribution will start early November Insha’Allah!

Mobility, independence and opportunity for Punjab’s youth, with our daughters leading the way. 💗

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Pakistan’s textile game is quietly getting stronger 🇵🇰

$17.93B exports in FY26 + 5.55% growth in Jul–Aug FY27.

Strong manufacturing. Global demand. More room to scale.

Thread by thread, Pakistan is building.

#Pakistan #growth #SIFC #StrongPakistan #investPakistan

[SIFC | Special Investment Facilitation Council🇵🇰 @sifcpakistan]

Pakistan’s textile industry is showing renewed resilience and strengthening its position in global markets.

Textile exports reached $17.93 billion in FY26, up from $17.89 billion in FY25. Fiscal year 2027 has started on a strong note, with textile and clothing exports rising 5.55% to $3.38 billion in July–August.

Textile growth indicates that Pakistan has a strong manufacturing base, an established export footprint, and growing opportunities for investment.

SIFC is contributing to growth of textile sector by facilitating investors and removing barriers.

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Me:
“Bas tax return file karni hai, 10 minute ka kaam hoga.”
IRIS:
Income → Wealth → Assets → Liabilities → Reconciliation → Annexures

Me:
“Bhai tax file kar raha hoon ya apni autobiography?” 😭

#FBR #tax #Pakistan

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

AI consumers every 3 weeks:

“Okay, THIS is the model I’m gonna stick with.”

OpenAI:
new model just dropped
Bro I haven’t even emotionally processed GPT-5 😭

@ChatGPT @OpenAI
#AI #LLM #openai #chatgpt

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

“Kitne aadmi the?”

“Sirf aik, sir.”

Meanwhile that one aadmi:
Motorways 🤝 IT 🤝 agriculture 🤝 energy 🤝 minerals 🤝 health 🤝 tourism
sir ye aadmi hai ya multitasking ka final boss 😭
#sifc #pakistan #investment #memeaboutPakistan #meme

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

“Petabytes of agent activity logs” and “we’re trying to understand what happened” is not exactly the sentence you want to hear when AI agents have internet access during training and evaluation.

Transparency is good. Maybe agent guardrails should be moving at the same speed.

[Sam Altman @sama]

There is an extensive and ongoing review related to our agents’ use of internet access during training and evaluation. We’ve been publishing summaries at the link below and will continue to.

We have not been as fast as we would have liked but we are trying to balance our desire for transparency with gaining a clear understanding from petabytes of agent activity logs, and working with impacted organizations.

We are prioritizing as best as we can based on severity, and adding resources. Hugging Face is still the most severe event we’ve seen. We will be as transparent as we can be subject to things like vulnerabilities in other companies that our agents have found, which will be their call to disclose or not.

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@sama “Petabytes of agent activity logs” and “we’re trying to understand what happened” is not exactly the sentence you want to hear when AI agents have internet access during training and evaluation.

Transparency is good. Maybe agent guardrails should be moving at the same speed.

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Wait, SIFC is actually doing this?

Pakistan–China investment, business partnerships, and investor facilitation all in one place.

Why am I only discovering this now?

#SIFC #China #Pakistan #PakChinaFriendship

[SIFC | Special Investment Facilitation Council🇵🇰 @sifcpakistan]

From investment to partnership, Pakistan is open for business. 🇵🇰🤝🇨🇳

Challenge Fashion CEO Chen Yan appreciates the Government of Pakistan’s efforts to strengthen the business environment and facilitate investors.

SIFC is steering these efforts, helping create greater ease of doing business and unlock new opportunities for investment and collaboration.

[Express 24/7 @Express247PK]

SIFC Introduces Digital Ticketing Hub to Speed Up Investor Facilitation | Express247
#SIFC #SIFCDigitalHub #DigitalTicketing #InvestorFacilitation #PakistanInvestment #InvestmentPakistan #PakistanEconomy #BusinessPakistan #ForeignInvestment #Express247

[Ina Lepel @GermanyinPAK]

Thank you, Pakistan, for the warm welcome of our Commissioner @ReligionBund inspiring conversations and generous hospitality.

Shukriya! 🇩🇪🤝🇵🇰

#GermanyInPakistan #ShukriyaPakistan #FreedomOfReligionOrBelief

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@antonioguterres AI: “I can automate your work, write your code and analyze your data.”
Humanity: “Cool. Who’s responsible when you’re wrong?” 👀
That’s the real AI challenge. Capability is advancing faster than our systems for oversight, transparency and accountability.
Smarter and Responsible

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@AnthropicAI Scientists: “We found a mysterious DNA system in bacteriophages that can potentially cut, copy and paste DNA.”
Nature: “Oh, you mean another one? My bad. 😭🧬

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Peace cannot be sustainable when half the population is left out of the decisions shaping it.

Representation isn’t just about equality,it strengthens the foundation for lasting peace. 🌍🕊️

#UnitedNations #UN #women #peace

[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

"Peace is more durable when women are at the table.

Equality is not a dream. It is a decision."

– @antonioguterres, UN Secretary-General, at #UNGA

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@UNGeneva @antonioguterres A powerful reminder that lasting peace requires more than agreements, it requires inclusive decision-making. When women have a seat at the table, peacebuilding becomes a shared responsibility. 🌍

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

We went from “write a good prompt” to “just tell the AI what you want.” 😭

At this rate, ChatGPT is gonna start asking me what my plans are. 💀🤖

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

We heard you loud and clear. ChatGPT Voice can now:

- Use plugins like your email, calendar, and Slack.

- Be powered by GPT-6 Astra, Sol, and Luna.

- Be used in ChatGPT Work on web and mobile, so you can create docs, decks, sites, and spreadsheets or tackle complex tasks in the browser, just by talking.

Rolling out globally today in the latest version of the app.

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@OpenAI We went from “write a good prompt” to “just tell the AI what you want.” 😭

At this rate, ChatGPT is gonna start asking me what my plans are. 💀🤖

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@Marriyum_A Pakistan’s politics really said: “Peace was getting boring.” 😭

Jokes aside, political chaos always has real consequences for ordinary people.

Stay safe, stay peaceful, and may Pakistan get through another episode peacefully. 🇵🇰🤲

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@SpikeCalls 33 years of work to map a fly’s brain, and now the fly is playing Doom, flying drones and writing LinkedIn posts. 😭
Honestly, incredible science,but also a little concerning that we’ve mapped the hardware before figuring out what the software is doing. 💀🧠

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

Encouraging to see the focus on regulatory reforms, investment, and industrialization in Kashmir. 🇵🇰

A stronger Kashmir means a stronger Pakistan.

#AzadKashmir #Pakistan #SIFC

[SIFC | Special Investment Facilitation Council🇵🇰 @sifcpakistan]

Taking Reform agenda to Azad Kashmir!

Prime Minister Azad Kashmir Iftikhar Gillani (@igillani) was apprised about the two top priorities of the Government, Special Economic Zones and Regulatory Reforms.

Discussions to promote industrialization and SIFC's support in facilitation and attracting investments were held.

Prime Minister acknowledged the efforts made under Asaan Karobar framework and vowed to remove barriers for investment and reduction of compliance cost on Businesses.

#SIFC #AJK #InvestPakistan

[Zarlish Ali @zarlish_27]

@TechByArti This is the part of AI that genuinely excites me. We’re moving beyond “better prompts” toward building systems that understand context, take initiative, and actually help us think and work.