Zealous Avocado

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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@petemrogers I don’t understand what solution some people are implying when they criticize a “small market” finals matchup. Like are they saying it *should* be rigged?

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@MissEsqHire Law firms run by spineless cowards are probably not great places to work for.

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@NoaDalzell Best case scenario

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@BrendanKutyNJ My first visit to Yankee stadium recently I noticed the same thing, it was shocking. Something I’d expect at like a Marlins game or somewhere not the supposed temple of baseball.

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@girlcloudnine Totally agree. I hate it for that exact reason. A great city does not require a car.

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@NoaDalzell @ramonashelburne KP, JB, JT, and Jrue were all playing hurt. 4/5 starters. Everyone is dinged up at the end of the season but we seemed to have it particularly bad. Looking forward to next year! (Genuinely not being sarcastic)

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@NoaDalzell Was that their worst offensive game through 3 quarters all season?

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@KeithSmithNBA Definitely. Sad to see so much JB hate all the time. I hope I see him in Celtic green for a long time.

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@KeithSmithNBA Kuminga???

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@CoachMarcusHill As a mediocre high school baseball player let
me remind all my fellow average players there’s always intramural or better yet co-ed softball where you can just get drunk

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@wivincent Unpermitted digging? I’m calling 311!

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@KeithSmithNBA If the C’s take advantage of the disabled player exception (or whatever it is called) does that mean the player is ineligible to return if the team makes the playoffs?

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@CelticsUnite18 Roster is deep enough to still win tomorrow. We have the best front office in the NBA and owners who want to spend money. Tatum will be back for his age 29 season to help the Celtics try and raise more banners for many more years to come.

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@CelticsUnite18 Before we got KP, JB and JT with a deep roster was enough to compete for a chip every year. With KP at full health they were world beaters. Keep these two together and add pieces around them and they are Finals contenders into their mid-30’s.

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@keithdorejel Nightmare blunt rotation

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@Marc0Scutaro The Bay will always love you mang!

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@shegone03 @MoVaughn_42 Did you ever have a teammate refuse a position change? How did that affect the clubhouse?

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@NorCalU1 Because they know they’re all getting replaced by robots eventually

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Or just pour the fucking beer in the cup. Wtf is this, are you seriously milking a single corona for 3 hours at the beach?

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@shegone03 @WillClark22 @RealCJ10 @DMEASrecruiting @TheRealJHair @GDBJr5 @JayGibbons15 @_mcameron44 @SimplyAJ10 @billdubs @SalMarinello This is what I was taught in HS 25ish years ago. Seems like this advice disappeared but it stuck with me. Really helped me make more solid contact, I preach it to my nephew now.