Archie

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

A unique hat-trick for Jadon Sancho during his ‘loan ranger’ era away from #mufc;
2024 Champions League finalist
2025 Europa Conference League finalist
2026 Europa League finalist

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

me at a party: this song was on the SmackDown vs. Raw 2007 soundtrack

[9ice @Niyi_23]

One of the reasons why football isn’t as entertaining but people refuse to admit is that teams were far less structured. Look at the state of Man Utd OOP here you’d think it was the 88th minute and they’ve just been hit on a counter.

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

Gotta love the Old Firm. 120 minutes of the worst football you've ever seen, and then a riot.

[The Secret Accountant @TheSecretAcct]

Iran has appointed Samali Âlârdâys as interim Ayatollah until the end of the season.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"Your attack on Iran is working. No one is talking about you raping children."

[Archie @zoider94]

@henrywinter Youll be the first cunt to post an article saying football isnt the same if it ever got removed. 😂

[Archie @zoider94]

@ZambianGooner Zambia 😂

[Aaron West @oeste]

mikel merino is the result of an experiment to place andres iniesta's brain in the body of adam sandler

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

Chants of ‘Tosin Tosin you’re a cunt’ coming from the crowd. The Fulham fans join in too.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

happy 24 hour anniversary to those who celebrate

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is out there. Waiting. Getting stronger.

[Archie @zoider94]

@OptaAnalyst Whats the difference between aaronsons shot cleared off the line and brobbeys shot being cleared from going in? Surely theyre either both shots on target or neither?

[Archie @zoider94]

@greggislocallfc

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

The dog thought the keeper has launched his goal kick into the other room 😂

[Archie @zoider94]

@HeyHeyItsConrad @donta_b @TheJimCornette Yeah but with the size of you, youve got 5 years to live max so who do we pay then?

[#survivingrashford @s2k_utd]

@Antgreen2003 @geordiejosh Respect zirkzee hes a baller