Shamisen Catfish

Zach. 32. Pittsburghish. I like memes, music, and mixed martial arts

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

I’m going to begin compiling a list of potential videos of animals fighting and songs I think it would be funny to play over them. For our first entry I have:

Crocodiles eating zebras set to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cindy Lauper

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

Justin Gaethje walking around the White House after handing Ilia Topuria his first career loss #UFCWhiteHouse

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

@uncrownedcombat @arielhelwani I counted like 10-12 blows to the back of the head lol good to see the Dirtiest Mother Fucker defend his DMF belt

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

@arielhelwani Only took a dozen 6-12 elbows on back of the head. Dirtiest Mother Fucker in the sport keeps his title, all hail the DMF

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

@Timcast This just in: people who are opposed to mail in voting don’t mail in there votes!

Riveting stuff here

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@FightFanatic_ “Why is this 39 year old fighting a 40 year old”

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Every time I really get along with someone

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@fightpicsgohard You gotta do him like that bro wtf 😭

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@connerburks Best we can do is AI slop

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@connerburks They’re gonna love him in BKFC

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@uncrownedcombat @arielhelwani Movsar, it’s no one else, it’s way past time he got his shot.

I’d love to see sterling v Silva for the next up contender fight as well

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@overturnthat @uncrownedcombat @arielhelwani Reading is tough huh

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

it’s bc the US government rebranded it from cannabis to sound more “mexican” during the reefer madness era. it’s racism

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

@AshleyMoodyFL It’s a tax on mostly empty vacation homes. Most of the people being taxed probably already live in Florida

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@arielhelwani @UFConParamount Would much rather TUF die and we get an extra season of contender series every year

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

Look at everything they’re willing to steal from you to protect a FUCKING PEDOPHILE.

I hope there is a hell because lord knows they’ll face no punishment in this life. We’re slaves to the corporate cannibal pedophile elites and half of you clap like seals for every fresh horror

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

It’s because they have no interests in negotiation.

These zionists want to bring about the biblical end times. They are a death cult. Death and the threat of it doesn’t stop them, it’s what they want.

[🇺🇸 Ronald Carter @USronaldcarter]

ISRAEL TRIED TO KILL THE MAN WHO WAS NEGOTIATING PEACE

Kamal Kharazi was talking to Pakistan.

Pakistan was relaying his messages to VP Vance.

Vance was signaling Trump's openness to a deal.

This back-channel was LIVE when Israel struck Kharazi's home.

His wife is dead.

He's in the hospital.

Trump said nothing.

"While we were engaged in negotiations, they struck us."

Read that again.

You can't claim you want peace while your ally kills the negotiator.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the man demanding your children die for israel

[dollylor @hatsune_mitski]

i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

[Shamisen Catfish @zpardus]

@arielhelwani @MikeMav22 Don’t get me wrong, Chiesa 100% deserve the love.

But man Niko Price was retiring too. Niko was a 20+ fight UFC vet too. Niko set his gloves down in the cage one last time too.

But no video package, no shine, no spotlight. Didn’t even get an interview. Cruel sport sometimes.