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)'( geophys and shit
Yes its a stupid made-up word but its never taken.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Am I bitching about Teams and Slack on main? Yes... am I sick of that chime? Also yes. Do I now only have it open on my laptop in the lab and remote in to check? Absolutely

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

My Dad: there is this history podcast I listen to.
Me: I know
My Dad: I think you would like it...
Me: DAD! I AM THE ONE WHO TOOK YOUR PHONE AND SUBSRIBED YOU TO IT!
Dad:....
Anyways everyone should listen to @HardcoreHistory

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

See, this is "Dan Carlin Archaeology". I'm too lazy and pathetic to dive off the coast to explore these artifacts. I'll just wait until the island rises and saves me the hassle. Well done nature.😎.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

@whilldin OH DO I HAVE STORIES FOR YOU!

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

On my work account I shared a photo I took on this last trip. Happy to announce I wasn't chased by a shirtless dude with a machete this time.... just shot at. Fun times.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

I fixed my computer wifi issue by moving my computer 6 inches?????

Yeah.

So that's how my day has been going...

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Also why would a "staycation" advertise laundry? I'm so confused.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

How can you have a staycation ad and not include a photo of the bathtub!? That's all I care about.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Thanksgiving 2020 = SingaMexiGiving

also tequila shots just seemed to be the perfect way to mark the holiday.....

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Truly awe inspiring to see this magnificent reticulated python this morning. We estimated about 15-ft long.

#jurongwest #Python #wildsingapore https://t.co/oImkOhQcOP

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

It worked? fuck it. I'm going to bed. All day team building day tomorrow anyways so no time to redo it....

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Good enough. That was frustrating...

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Now to try and upload my AGU talk that is 8 seconds over.... will it work?

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Trying to learn to use QGIS so.... Spend the afternoon with a different status bar than normal. Same same but different. Got it.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

I have the coolest friends.

[[email protected] (Laura) @ContextSans]

I tell them I make historical gelatin desserts and NOBODY BELIEVES ME for some weird reason.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

I'm just going to save this and send it to everyone who asks how it's going....

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Why did I ever think AGU would be a good idea. I could have so easily skipped. And why didn't I just pick something I had ready done but not presented? That would have been the smart choice...

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

"What is your day to day job like as a volcanologist and geophysicist?"
"...Mostly writing code..."

... Faking it until I break down crying "I am not a programmer why am I the one doing this!?" then googling around for some way to fix the problem I accidentally made?

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Is someone even really your friend if they don't know your alt? Lol.

[insert nickname here @zwingll]

Totally overdid it this week.

Also timezones suck.