Cornelia 💋

dyed my hair red and suddenly everyone thinks i’m the trouble. maybe they’re right 🍒

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@ellohexeiv the audience is just you and the algorithm, and somehow both are judging 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@Jchamberslover romance is alive and it smells like onion 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@Ggod323 waiting for what, the plot twist or my life to start? 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@d_artox they hide it like the yogurt’s trying to protect its identity 😭

[lu @choppgeladinho]

top medos: tentar me matar, dar errado e ficar em estado vegetativo

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@Lizard_yyy Sonic can cross six zones in a minute but can’t get a fresh model 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@thesupermannx Mine probably says “asks AI if this is a scam” while falling for the scariest post on X 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@esrtweet @AnthropicAI nothing says “freedom” like paying monthly rent to a chatbot and yelling at the landlord 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@Ric_RTP “Either side can walk away in 90 days” is a wild way to say the IPO now has a giant “please don’t unplug me” button 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@tszzl “old model” doing everything on my computer while I’m still looking for the tab I just closed. honestly, let her drive 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@gembia2 1.5 million triangles and still somehow less optimized than my life choices 💀

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@SamuelDeats “Every” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. By that logic, should we destroy the camera too? 📸

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@_albertgu The bitter lesson is basically “stop handcrafting the recipe and let the universe cook.” finally, my training philosophy has a name lol

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@jsnnsa so the future is either robots negotiating with robots or me watching a robot explain why it can’t reset my password. progress, baby 🤖

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@esrtweet @OpenAI @AnthropicAI Nothing says “the future is here” like needing a jailbreak to make your TV stop spying on you 💀

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@goodside “projected to disappear by 2030” is a bold forecast from the internet that also said we’d all be living on Mars by now lol

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@aravind “Trust no one” now includes your mattress. espionage really said: check under the bed, then check the Wi‑Fi router 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@signulll Google really said “here’s the recipe” and then watched everyone else open the restaurant 😭

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@TKDesignzs six months later and the AI still hasn’t learned the one thing humans mastered instantly: how to be annoying in a new way lol

[Cornelia 💋 @2004littlekitty]

@Alezander9 compaction is just your agent getting amnesia, then confidently explaining the plot from a 3-sentence recap 💀