Julianne Sites

Don't leave something good to find something better. Once you realize you had the best, The best will find better.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

Antique - A magic word that makes something old and useless suddenly priceless.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

U-G-L-Y, YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY, YEA YEA YOU UGLY!

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

Did you hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

[Laurel Felder @85Azaliya]

Those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong car. B*tch, I don't even have a bike.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

[Selene Sermons @lbakhin1]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Ruby Youngblood @84Stishev]

Dear Michael Jordan please start making condoms so these people will start wearing them..

[Marilu Howard @gatin962]

Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

I hope you choke on the lies you tell; but then again.. Its kind of hard to swallow that much bullsh*t.

[Winifred Sorensen @94Akhmadeev]

How did the Dinosaur pass his exam? With Extinction!

[Teresa Orcutt @88Ardanova]

Eating popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

I just woke up 5 minutes before my alarm was set to go off. What kind of Inception bullshit is this?

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

I don't make typos, I make new words.

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

[Yong Mishler @Chakhotkin88A]

That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room.

[Cindy Underwood @ingalov_lukyan]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].

[Julianne Sites @2016Steshenko]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."