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[Todd @315Todd]

Just made it 70m in Lastronaut! Beat that! #LASTRONAU https://t.co/V1yztGnoJy

[Todd @315Todd]

@LolliMitchell love is for Facebook sex is for twitter

[Todd @315Todd]

@LolliMitchell what are you on about man?

[Todd @315Todd]

King of the fucking world.. Took a shit on my good old toilet

[Jes @JesKeepSwimming]

It's not your milkshake, it's the fact that your mom is a whore, that brings boys to the yard, Karen.

[Hollapeño @MiniiG]

I'd rather use Oscar Pistorius's bathroom than snapchat with you

[Balls Deep @ThRealBallsDeep]

I'm romantic as fuck. Now tell me again...how many fingers did you want in your ass?

[J.P.MacDonald Art @ThinkingSavage]

All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way.

[Todd @315Todd]

Feel so bad, farted and blamed it on a 5 day old girl.....

[Todd @315Todd]

@sandikrakowski oral

[Todd @315Todd]

Need to get something off my chest. then my chest is all cleared up for someone to take a dump there any takers how's about @donnae324

[Todd @315Todd]

@315Todd maybe I'll get you hoth

[Todd @315Todd]

You like Star Wars? Some back to my melienumfuckem and see me sex thing

[Todd @315Todd]

@donnae324 but the sex is good though, nice and awkward

[Chart Addicts @chartaddicts]

Crazy ass twaxed blunt

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

"Milky Way on galaxy collision course in 4 billion years."

Fucking typical, they could have given us more notice.

[Todd @315Todd]

Chris brown, done for assault. Tonight he gunna hit that hit that

[Todd @315Todd]

@donnae324 just blocked up the shitter