Sara Clancy

If a girl is silent, it's dangerous. They're either: about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Heather Nelson @2016Smolyanov]

You can't play with someone's feelings because you're unsure of your own.

[Lawrence Guerrero @93Gurzhi]

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

[Lovella Barrera @savelov75]

When I talk to babies and pets I do it like an idiot.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

The boss said if my work doesn't improve he'll fire me. He can't because I don't do anything!

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

A Hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. EVERYBODY touches it, but NOBODY wants it Lol

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

What are the largest ants in the world? Gi-ants!

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Women know exactly what they want until the second they have to choose.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Olga Ramos @asipatra1]

Not to be competitive, but I am an excellent sleeper.

[Brenda Stephens @81Semendyaeva]

The Female Language: No = Yes, Maybe = No, We Need = I Want, We Need To Talk = I Want to Complain. I Don't Care = I Most Certainly Do.

[Lizette Bolton @ewazeBurck]

STD free, NO kids. Life's GREAT !

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Priscilla Holman @bakhishevavita1]

If there was an award for laziness... Id probably send someone to pick it up for me.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your bank account.