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Temporarily embarrassed ascetic

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@ReallyRadley @ouranometrian2 This sounds exactly like something my husband would say and then I’d give him a look like, c’mon, I wasn’t born yesterday

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@BecomingCritter Joke’s on him, Boulder’s into that kinetic stuff

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@Thinkwert Absolute flex on Melville’s part
Procrastinating by writing *more*

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@gptbrooke I imagine some alcohol may have been involved in that case

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@eigenrobot Backyard chickens, if you can keep them

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@selentelechia Horse girl coded

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@ReallyRadley Christmas carolers
The tunes are already public domain
How much more willing audience can you get if the timing’s right

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@RandomSprint ergo Ergot

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@eigenrobot I introduced my Grandma to nachos for the first time when I made them for her during a visit. I was a teenager and vegetarian at the time so I can’t imagine they were great. But she was so excited to go to the store and buy Nacho cheese chips when she got home!

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@midwestern_ope Des Moines pizza.
Or in other words, double dare.

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@GarrettPetersen Once had a hipster dad request we order pineapple and onion pizza for him and his vegetarian son during a group play date.
“I know this is going to sound crazy, but it’s actually good . . .”

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@ReallyRadley You don’t need hands on the wheel. My husband usually has his hands steepled in front of the wheel like a villain plotting.

It does look at your eyes, can’t wear sunglasses or look at the display screen too long or you’ll get warned and eventually a temporary FSD ban.

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@sonyasupposedly I've tried a variation of this (green apples, no bananas) in Georgia. It's not bad, sorta like a caramel apple ambrosia salad.

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@drethelin Mental footnote to go back and fix the underlying bug

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@BecomingCritter $301

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@sadmoonanalog It depends! Neither my teenage sons or husband seem to care about day to day disorder but will definitely clean up before friends/family coming over

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@sadmoonanalog Sweep when/where needed, usually every 1-4 days unless it’s a room I never use. Spot clean when needed with kitchen washcloth and disinfectant spray. If I see a spot or feel stickiness.

It looks clean enough, but it’s not 5 second rule clean

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@LorentLouise @ouranometrian2 My very Midwestern American mom made us bagels (from the freezer section) spread with margarine and apple butter almost every morning 🤝

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@_its_not_real_ At least one of these will get you on a U.K. naughty list