Samuel Spade

private eye by trade, quite well known

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@mattyglesias Someday a sociologist should write a book on the symbiotic relationship bw you and some of the snarky NPCs in your orbit.

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@SuchADean2X @friedberg @TheChiefNerd @RoKhanna @sama "He might actually do it" -- AFAIK they never actually do it! They are mainly good at doing it with other people's money.

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@RobertLusetich @ScottNover It's a new rhetorical technique, okay? And it comes across as sharp and self-assured, okay? He is definitely not nervous that things are going badly, okay?

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@jasonfurman There needs to be a metric capturing the spread of how snooty/annoying European libs are compared to their US counterparts.

There's something extra annoying about 40-something wine mom types telling me to "follow the science" while I try to take a walk by myself without a mask.

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@conor64 @patrickc IIRC the rule was simple: It's kinda racist when Trump or MAGA types say it, but not necessarily racist if others say it, so long as the speaker is one of Pure Heart.

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@conorsen @colossus_cap That’s definitely not it. That’s what they say to get greenlit, then the unexpected construction delays and costs come in.

The Plant Vogtle of Rhodes. The Q train phase 2 of Rhodes. Etc.

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@AttilaTheLund @AliceFromQueens Agreed, I usually bring two 8x11 head shots for my first day on a job.

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@ZombywoofZ @dollarsanddata @theficouple

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@clevercolt64 @nib95_ Depends on whether you buy that Elon games a lot, and if we count the Zuckerbergverse as “gaming.”

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@SMB_Attorney I think Lutnick’s kids bought them all up, so you’ll need to ask them for a slice I think

https://t.co/wdYugD3xp4

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@matthewniemerg @SBF_FTX You don’t know much about crypto huh. In early 2020s Crypto World, if you weren’t scamming you weren’t trying.

Binance, Terra Luna, many other such cases.

At least SBF had the dignity to do it while wearing the same shirt for 4 days, lying on a beanbag.

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@DouthatNYT Making America great again is not mentioned in the Bible, and neither is Trump… Am I doing it? Was that some high-quality hermeneutics?

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@SMB_Attorney I think we all are, it’s why we’re at the peak

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@mattyglesias @gelliottmorris Recent events have made me up the odds that AOC will gaffe it up too.

JD is a high-level code-switcher, and I don’t think AOC is, but idk which is preferable to swing state voters in OH, GA, etc. Probably JD?

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@DavidAFrench @ProfPupper243 ProfPupper vs ASU Frat Leader is the title mog we didn’t know we needed

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@RampCapitalLLC @HighyieldHarry Piping hot, but rates are going up boys, hope you enjoyed the 4-handle-lower-bound while it lasted you filthy animals

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@mattyglesias @superwuster Maybe ignore this guy. My niece has more followers. She is 13 and blasts out makeup tutorials on the Tok

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@fed_speak I used to think bad things would happen to him in prison, but he probably tossed a couple fart coins (virtually) to the warden and now is calling the shots.

And in this way we are now forced to read his tweets.

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@ChrisJBakke Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!

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@CTW_SMB @sportsking123 Don’t sell yourself short! Definitely worth a callback.

Wouldn’t be surprised if you get the job offer, but Steve will just need your credit card details to get everything finalized.

And maybe he’ll have a slot on the Mets roster open as well? They can’t get much worse tbh