Alan Upstone

Fluent in business, social impact and ICT. Business analyst, consultant and project manager. Bad musician.

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

Fundraising for cancer preventative procedures https://t.co/wjzWZLeRb4

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@santanderukhelp Can we add a joint savings account?

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

https://t.co/3bsaIsMjNS are you sure your deployment are working. my latest 2 aren't even showing as queued.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

If you say "I'm sorry you feel that way" 3 times into a mirror Priti Patel turns up and punches you in the face

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

So it’s not just me they do it to.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

It is raining at the #EdinburghFringe. As I scuttled to avoid the rain I was immediately caught up in an immersive theatre piece where lots of people dressed as tourists who were all shorter than me hit me in the face with their umbrellas. 1 star out of 5.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain: just a load of stressed, tired people pretending to hope their emails find each other well

[Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee]

Email: Hey,let’s stay in touch!
Me: No, let’s not. I bought printer cartridges from you 3 years ago. We aren’t friends. Move on. I have.

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

Just installed tasty_backend (https://t.co/Z86B8k8rSq) on a #drupal site after #DCLondon. Worked a treat. Respected what I had already set up. Thanks to @DelishCreative for sharing it.

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@QuickBooksUK Working now, thanks. 10 days was too long.

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@panic it's your VAT id I'm after not mine!

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@panic do you charge UK/European sales tax (VAT)?

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@panic I am in the uk. can i get my software zero rated for VAT - I see a blank VAT field on my invoice?

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

In memory of gently hilarious @mr_seanhughes, who re-tweeted the best of twitter and saved me a lot of time. Like this one. https://t.co/DmhIpLkUEQ

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@damienslash Great meeting at the Fringe. Your people should talk to my people over some prebiotic vinegar. Here's my App: https://t.co/pUhSzoycx6

[Damien Slash @damienslash]

Come and see the first show of many on the 3rd of August

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@djwesto @mothersele @pmackay @waako @kaelle76 @geoffyoung101 At DrupalCamp 2017. Did we make plans to conquer the world at D Camp 2016?

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@djwesto @mothersele @pmackay @waako @kaelle76 @geoffyoung101 great idea!

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@BritishGasHelp dishwasher a/c 911000693715

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@MichaelOwenGo "If Fabregas hadn't been booked already, he'd be getting second yellow"

[Alan Upstone @AlanUpstone]

@djwesto @mothersele @pmackay @waako @kaelle76 @geoffyoung101 great idea!