Alex Rickels

Research Analyst. Snowboarder, occasional jogger, mini-golf enthusiast, and half-hearted gastronome.

[Bazooka Joe ™️ @bazookajoeOG]

I love it when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load of laundry into one massive ballsack.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: Millennials didn’t invent participation trophies. Boomers did. Those trophies weren’t for the kids, they were for the parents.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They were called Lean Pockets and they tasted like Hot Pockets and they were still bad for you but they had the word "lean" in their name, which made them healthy at the time.

[Alex Rickels @AlexRickels]

There is way too many people wearing vineyard vines for this not being a New England town.

[𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 @BengalsCaptain]

Today's air quality: 80s Ponderosa smoking section.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

For fun I did homeowners 65+ with a >30% housing burden. This is why abolishing property tax for seniors is very very stupid.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Starter home: $960k

This 9,000 square foot office building: $450k

Housing isn’t “unaffordable”

You’re just too picky about where you live

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

just want to remind you one more time that significantly lowering the cost of housing would solve, overnight, almost every single problem in the country

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

"I took a fairly untraditional path into venture capital"

- Kyle, 32, Harvard undergrad, ex-Uber growth team, Stanford MBA

[Great Canadian Moose @Great_Cdn_Moose]

👁️‍🗨️ We head to the farmers’ market hoping to support local growers and bring home fresh, honest produce.
Instead, we watched someone unpack baby carrots from imported packaging and re-bag them to look like a local product.

This is exactly why trust gets broken. When “local” is faked, it hurts real farmers and deceives customers who are trying to do the right thing.
Not cool. Pass it on!
Stop the greedy dishonesty!

[Alex Rickels @AlexRickels]

Nothing is worst than getting something new and you open it only to find it needs C batteries 😠.

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

The greatest video game of all time is the one released when you were exactly 14 years old and had 25 hours a day to spare for the next 20 years

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're a man it should be a struggle for someone to find a photo of you taken in the last 15 years

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I can’t remember where I read it but someone said “the 4th of July is Old Navy’s Met Gala”.