Alexandra Critchley

Unreformed hypochondriac

[Alexandra Critchley @AlixMCritchley]

@BTP Man on the platform at Ford station who looks like he is either about to jump or fall on the track. Looks as if he is having some kind of psychotic episode. No shoes, only socks, staring and moving jerkily. Pile of belongings dumped further back. Please investigate urgently

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

By far my most favorite video.. ❤️

Never gets old.. https://t.co/Bek8MZxeVy

[Kat @KatLPugh]

What!!!: “Amy Tinkler won her bronze medal then went on to pursue different things”.
No. She quit the sport because your co-commentator’s husband was emotionally abusing her.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Gove having a little test of the Downing Street flat while everyone was in PMQs

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

The Gender Pay Gay Bot has been up and running for, what, three hours, and it's turned the Twitter timeline into a desert of "This Tweet is unavailable" arse-covering. SCREEN-GRABS, GENDER PAY GAP BOT! GET THE SCREEN-GRABS BEFORE EVERYONE DELETES EVERYTHING!

[olexander scherba🇺🇦 @olex_scherba]

Sun is up in Kyiv. The shooting in my neighborhood stopped. I can hear birds. Feels like an end of a vampire movie.
Something tells me this night was important. And the enemy will remember this night too.
#StandWithUkraine

[Clare ER @cerasmusteach]

.@SouthernWater u r a disgrace. We pay you to filter and discharge our sewage safely. Not dump raw sewage in
our waters again & again . CEO Ian McAulay response NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Proud to help out with 'Stop The Sewage' protest against Southern Water https://t.co/nc0MQKRkTC

[Don't be That Guy @ThatGuyScotland]

Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy

[Tom Fletcher @TFletcher]

About to lead over 200 extraordinary @HertfordCollege students into their matriculation.

[The Portsmouth Grammar School @PGS1732]

Congratulations to all our pupils celebrating their GCSE results!
“Our pupils have risen with great commitment to the challenges of the last 18 months, and we are extremely proud of them and the teachers that supported them," said Dr Anne Cotton, Head. https://t.co/e72oyxIIGX

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Not a leading question, asking out of genuine ignorance. What's the differentiator between a yellow and instant red.

Why would that shirt pull not be a red? What would make an instant red?

[The Portsmouth Grammar School @PGS1732]

Congratulations to our pupils who received their International Baccalaureate Diploma results yesterday.
Everyone scored strongly, with 35 points or more from the maximum of 45, and four achieved impressive total scores of over 40 points. https://t.co/kNiO1lO060

[Louis Smith MBE @louissmith1989]

@WomensSport @Bdownie @molly_mcelwee If the team doesn’t medal the selectors still get paid. If no gymnast medals the selectors still get paid. If the team pulls out, the selectors still get paid. So why would they pick someone who’s pissed them off and called them out on their shit!! 👀 change needed. Luv u B xx

[Telegraph Women’s Sport @WomensSport]

Exclusive @Bdownie interview: Becky Downie says British Gymnastics failed to show any compassion as she chased an Olympics spot despite grieving | @molly_mcelwee – https://t.co/9mMp8XI30J

[Lorraine Candy @lorrainecandy]

Dad: ‘the dog needs a walk let’s go,
Kids: ‘no thanks not coming’
Dad: ‘ ok c u later’
MUM: ‘the dog needs a walk let’s go’
Kids: ‘no thanks not coming’
MUM: ‘@/!!****ing get your coats on now/Wi-fi off/screen ban/snack ban etc etc’
Kids: ok coming now.
Every. Single. Day.

[The Portsmouth Grammar School @PGS1732]

The 24-hour countdown starts NOW!
Do join us for what promises to be a fantastic production of 'A Chorus Line' from the @newtheatreroyal tomorrow and Friday night at 7pm.
Thurs 3 Dec: https://t.co/96olIg1yvS
Fri 4 Dec: https://t.co/VGWwzqrWwi

[Alexandra Critchley @AlixMCritchley]

All the serious topics.

[Alexandra Critchley @AlixMCritchley]

Amazing kid 🤩