Aaron Mason

:: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. ;) ::

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

You cannot hear the higher guitar or vocals AT ALL at this @lambofgod concert @Summerfest

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Put this on my butthole and was very pleased. 10/10
@steveo

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@PellaDutchXC @coachvhow @PellaActivities @parkerelder5 MY LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE

[Pella Cross Country @PellaDutchXC]

This is the first jump for the Dutch in the high jump since Aaron Mason in 2010 @coachvhow @PellaActivities #State #iahstrk @parkerelder5

[wint @dril]

practicing my angry phone calls for when someone gives me COVID. yelling "you gave me covid you dumb mother fucker", "youre Nasty", etc

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: Giannis Antetokounmpo says he is signing a contract extension with the Milwaukee Bucks. The two-time MVP will sign a five-year, $228.2 million supermax extension with the franchise, the largest deal in NBA history, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

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Ps I have decided to be ‘good thing’ and reject ‘bad thing’

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Eazy-E was the Joe Pesci ofrap music

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

Matrix revolutions writer: Do you guys remember when Ash and Blaine fought their Charizards? Cause that’s the ending

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

Alexa, what is wii fit trainer hentai?

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Thank god isabella’s magikarp is back in the mix.

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Also I have to be buried in slow motion

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Rough boy by @ZZTop is the song I get buried to. This is my@official will.

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

Avatar is literally cutscenes from old video games.

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

Thank god isabella’s magikarp is back in the mix.

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Day 1 of wearing a diaper and I can’t get the damn thing off

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“High-top or Booth?” is only asked at restaurants by deep undercover detectives desperately close to catching a serial killer.

[Aaron Mason @BIOSHOCKFOREVER]

@SenSanders if you’re as cool as you say, how come my buddies Brett and Hunter say their dads would NEVER vote for you?

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@nickdorman owns multiple animals and abuses them

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@jawcuzzi good luck finding beauty with a mug as ugly as yours