Beyond The 140

BT140 is done. We had a good run. Thanks for listening.

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

To whom it may concern:

I am still on hiatus or something. 😁

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

@browneyedgirlAM @iAmDelFreaky Sorry, but show has been cancelled tonight.

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

Sorry guys, but tonight's show with @WheelTod and @3sunzzz has been cancelled. I hope to reschedule soon.

[Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy]

[interview]

"How would you describe your people skills?"

ME: I tend to drive others away.

"That's great! Welcome to Uber."

[Apathetic Activist @coketruck76]

I just want to be the best Uber driver there is.
It's good to fill a Nietzsche in society.

[Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. @punmagnate]

If your last name is Uber you must call your daughter Ann Uber I don't make the rules I just enforce them

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

🎵 Toyyyy-strewn Ford four-door
I'm an Uber baby, why don't you fill me 🎵

[🏴‍☠️ How YOU Doin 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber]

Grass, gas, or ass. Nobody rides for free.

Me, put in charge of the Uber ad campaign

[RollmanInOz @Rollmaninoz]

Yeah I don't mind Uber you know, pays alright, work my own hours I mean, what else am I gonna do when he's at work?

[mo @chuuew]

🎶We're off go see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...🎶

*Über driver gives me one star*

[mo @chuuew]

[school reunion]

STUDENT: What are you up to?

STUDENT 2: I'm an Über-driver

GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT: You always had a fucking ego!

[I think I’m funny 🤷🏻‍♂️ @iAmDelFreaky]

Tune in to @BeyondThe140 on Tuesday 4/18 at 11pm ET with guest @WheelTod and guest co-host @3sunzzz! Live audio, chat, and video!

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

Shazam, but for Tindering an Uber on Snapchat

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

[ME AS AN UBER DRIVER]

Fare: I'm about to miss my flight!
Me: Ooo, exciting! Where ya going? *taking out phone* I took my dog to Dollywood.

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

@blade_funner Lookin' good! Thank you for supporting my show!

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

Finally, a pic in my awesome @BeyondThe140 t-shirt. I either need shorter hair or bigger boobs.

[Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723]

Sometimes when I'm driving I'm overcome with an urge to run into an overpass pillar. Anyway, I'm Kris & I'll be your Uber driver.

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

Please limit to 3 entries.

New & old tweets accepted.

Winners will be read on the air & posted on https://t.co/TrBE1sR3xG after Tuesday.

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

Reply with a link to you "Uber" tweet for 3 chances to win a 52% off coupon for your favorite BT140 or OG tee at https://t.co/egClJXVcG1!

[Beyond The 140 @BeyondThe140]

If you missed last night's awesomeness with guest @browneyedgirlAM and guest co-host @semple42, check it out now!

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