Bitter_Beer_Face

50 year old virgin

I'm basically a hard 2... so if ur looking for a 10.... u might want to lower ur expectations. lol⚾️🏁🏳🏴⚾️

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Thank God cuz I don't have enuf zoom on my phone camera to make it look big???? Lol

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Hopefully u have small tits

[Princess Pancakes @highmay29]

All I’m saying is that I think your dick would look really pretty between my tits

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Oops sorry... urs are only 51... but looking like a 21 yr olds

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Soooo those are 52 yes old? Gulp! Hell mine are 52 also... but mine hang down to my belly button.

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Soooo those are 52 yes old? Gulp! Hell mine are 52 also... but mine hang down to my belly button.

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

I think I just seen bigfoot... hes on twitter aaaaand he has more followers than me? Wtf?

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Just a thought

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

What the hells in the queens hand

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

New picture jyst come back from mars?

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Alright... who took my joke?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

If a stud finder is mentioned and you don’t immediately point at yourself are you even a dad?

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Happy heart day to all twitter peeps💘❤💦

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Nothing tops a rainbow dildo? Am I right?

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

Got a haircut.... I was trying to show my life.... redbull!

[Bitter_Beer_Face @BitterBeerFace4]

@justamess99 U need a cuddle buddy... or at least someone to take the rest if the covers off

[Jessiecat @GretchenVB]

Amazon: we're running out of cardboard due to people ordering so much during lockdown

Also Amazon:

[Dannielle 🐘 @Dannielle8201]

Ok tide pod eaters, I’ll listen to your advice😂🙄😂