Austin

Every child deserves a birthday.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

“Indeed in nothing is the power of the Dark Lord more clearly shown than in the estrangement that divides all those who still oppose him.” JRR Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@MikeWingerii There’s tons of protein in bacon if you eat enough of it?

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@AJamesMcCarthy The terminator is like 90° off!!

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@MattWalshBlog I always tell people there are three reasons: Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@MarcusHouse @ThePrimalDino lol. If we’re going to blame people for a lack of engagement in space news I’d think spaceflight influencers would be like last on the list.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@RonDeSantis Due to my dart throwing skills and due to the amount of area on a Florida map that is not Florida (ocean, gulf, etc), I’m not sure that would work for me.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@AJamesMcCarthy Sorry. I was trying to make a dull joke about the sun. I forgot my sarcasm markers. \s

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@chiproytx @RMConservative @SenateGOP He asks a good question @SenatorLankford

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@EricLDaugh @ImQuishaK I agree. @SenatorLankford

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@ABC False. Women who are transgender can participate in Olympics events.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@TheTonus @USMiniTru Episode IX was pretty good though I didn’t expect to see 1000 fell beasts each outfitted with a planet destroying One Ring. That came out of nowhere!

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@MarcusHouse It feels a bit on the nose that they’re hanging this sign up today! 😂 RIP Lunar Gateway!

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@LauraLoomer Yes. It’s much safer for them to charter an ocean liner.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@LauraLoomer First question: yes
Second question: wrong

You’re in first class. You can afford noise cancelling headphones.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@LauraLoomer If the baby was annoying you so badly shouldn’t you have been the one to think of earplugs? Maybe you could have gone and helped explain to the infant how the earplugs are supposed to help them feel better and not to tear them out in 0.05 seconds. Good grief!!

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@LauraLoomer Is this satire? You think a parent hasn’t heard of a pacifier? You think they neglected their kid for ten hours because they cried on a plane? Get a nanny is Laura’s version of let them eat cake!

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@ProjectConstitu @MrsErikaKirk @TPUSA Good luck with that. The truth will out…

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@ProjectConstitu Is it normal to release a breach of privacy like this? People dont just get emails like this. What other immoral behavior are you engaged in if you’re stalking this woman so openly and posting videos about it. Give it a rest.

[Austin @BlainAndSimple]

@TheodoreRoosev8 @BlakeSNeff @ChristianHeiens Yup. That sums it up. Better than what Blake was envisioning, but not much.