Hoagie 🇧🇸

Lovable raconteur and "bush pilot" (if you know what I mean)

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

The Hoagie Head-Tilt (TM) is sweeping the nation.

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

Mark your bloody calendars. https://t.co/4EfCktSRer

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@TeenWolfToo Sharks come and go...

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@AmityReporter

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@hepimp Me mate.

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@mike_brody7 (Turns out it wasn’t your mum. Just some old bird.)

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

That explains why you appear “shagable” at this moment. https://t.co/GkKnxvzL6l

[corpseinthewater @blondeonaboat]

@BloodyGoodPilot Obviously you're drunk.

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

@ChiefHendricks “Chief”? No, not Chief, lad.
Third Lieutenant in Her Majesty’s Royal Army.
(Pronounced “Leftenant”.)

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

@LenPetersonJr I would have stated it a bit more elegantly but, yes, that is the gist of it.

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@HarrisonSmith85 Relaxing is me speciality.

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

Ellen? Ellen Brody is that you?!
Give us a kiss, love!

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

One of me campaign promises when I ran for Mayor of Amity. It didn’t pan out.
#Recount
#MayorHoagie https://t.co/t61xRVxWPM

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@OldMovieAds @JohnBlueprints @BonettoBonke

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All I know is that one of them ate me bloody plane. https://t.co/VltF3LNYZ7

[MA Sharks 🦈 @MA_Sharks]

@ExpatScientist @WhySharksMatter @CSULBsharklab @lostsharksguy @Mojoshark It depends on several factors including size of the shark as well as location on the body. Here's a cross section of a 12' male white shark so you can see how it is thicker in some places and thinner in others.

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

@Amity9News https://t.co/tNbPmkowWo

[Charles Vincent, Roi De Rien, (Ret.) @judasbooth99]

Guess what, Amity... if @BloodyGoodPilot was mayor, this would never have happened...

[Hoagie 🇧🇸 @BloodyGoodPilot]

On me way to Piccadilly Circus for a screening of #JawsTheRevenge... avoiding a DUI.

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Those are not Oscars. They are small, gold-painted boys.

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Hoagie’s tips for gents:

Hold your cigar & champagne in one hand and keep your “business hand” free to grope.
#YouToo

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Are they large-breasted? https://t.co/KNAAnVUPgm

[Dame Taft @SelectWomanTaft]

@BloodyGoodPilot @mike_brody7 @AmityReporter @MayorLVaughn Well, you’d... get to meet some of the local “birds”.

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@HarrisonSmith85 @Stephe96 (Well, it does.)

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@Stephe96 Books? Or a plane. Plane gets ‘em wet.