Brandon Shafer

Software Engineer. Conservatarian. Skiing Weekend Warrior. Grado for headphones and cartridges, Klipsch for speakers, Xbox for fun. Purdue Alumnus.

[The Lost State of Franklin ww @LSoFww]

@JamesHu27192912

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Honey, what's wrong? You've barely touched your mummy gut sourdough.

[Brandon Shafer @BoilerBrando]

@stephenfhayes @JonahDispatch Because all the power of clearances stems from the president. If he wants someone to have a clearance they will have a clearance.

[S ilan block @IlanBlock]

“I thought there was an e”

Platner explaining why he was on the kik app

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Armored Hot Dog, ready for battle at the Michigan Renaissance Festival.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

A perfectly constructed Peanuts joke

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Turns out Platner was also farming for clams.

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Scrubbed and Halfgone (יְהוֹשֻׁעַ) @s1halfdone]

@reddit_lies

[Pasghetti 🇺🇸 @Pasghetti45]

Actually, America’s most famous horse had no name

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i lied.

[Brandon Shafer @BoilerBrando]

@tanpukunokami Do they have the fried cheese curds at the Okinawa location?

[Brandon Shafer @BoilerBrando]

@tanpukunokami I’ve had them, they were meh. I would rather have fried mushrooms. Much tastier.

[Brandon Shafer @BoilerBrando]

It’s been a very long time since I read that one. I remember liking it a lot at the time. I should read it again sometime. I find my impressions of books change over time as my own experiences affect how I perceive them. Easiest example is Chronicles of Narnia, completely different books when read as a child compared to as an adult.

[Brandon Shafer @BoilerBrando]

@AbeytafA @AlexTran677026