Bonus Lady

Professional bus passenger married to bonusman

[Jack Wallington @jackwallington]

I wonder in 50-100yrs time when millions, possibly billions of ppl are displaced by climate change, having to migrate north because land closer to the equator is too hot, if anyone will care that two young people threw some soup onto a pane of glass to get people to prevent it?

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@26Tim Simply “teacher”?

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@JBsTwoCents My daughter was same. Two half hour naps in day if cuddled. Aged 8 months to 18 months woke every single hour at night. It does pass. Second baby slept brilliantly. You’re doing nothing wrong.

She’s now nine & sleeps through but still a pain to get to sleep

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@peterrhague It’s the assumption that people think private/public schools are better that irritates me. Teachers at private school aren’t necessarily trained, dreadful teaching mitigated by having a bright cohort of kids. Segregation from the poor often parental motivation.

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@MrEFinch Top right

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@jackwallington Cannot it wait til Monday? It’s Friday night 🎮

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@SmythsToysUK box delivered 6th dec. Just opened & found order wrong. Ref on label is correct (UK222772988). Please advise how I get correct order delivered before Xmas.

The package I ordered contains all presents planned for 1 of 2 daughters and no time to order replacements

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@VictoriaCoren Maybe billy is after whizz-kers

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@SoVeryBritish Bubs/bubba for baby

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@CamSlates How are her a levels going?

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@clhubes My mum used to say “it’s very easy to bring up other people’s children”

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@kallmemeg I’m totally ok her side re George Michael, and on Victoria wood’s death being eclipsed by Prince. Not sure about pepsi though

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@mrsk3r @RoisCavanagh @jeaniekerr @JaneRendle1 @ScottAPatient @JoshFG @hebdensnapper Well done Katie. I’m
In awe x

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Turns out I might be a literal fox NIMBY. Have 2 fox holes in garden. Keep breaking into side return and damaging bikes, helmets etc. Any tips on how to vulpesly dissuade foxes from living on site. Don’t want to kill them by filling in dens.

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@LBFlyawayhome But what happened to poor field mouse after the fair? Does go to live with the well dressed mice?

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@jackwallington I read they were very difficult to harvest if enormous

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@kallmemeg @ewanbirney Just keep turning right with your eyes closed

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@jk_rowling I HOPE the problem is you don’t have a good grasp of statistics. The alternative is v depressing

[รเ๓๏ภ ฬคɭɭเร @simonpzwallis]

17 yr old son left 2 years of A level art in A3 clear plastic portfolio with black book marked La Sainte Union & name: Joseph Wallis. Left on C11 bus 1:30 yesterday. Got on Parliament Hill got off Rosslyn Hill. He can’t get his A level art without it. Can u help: generous reward.

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@tweetasifind NYE rubbish anyway.