BoobsThatTalk

It's like the Vagina Monologues, for boobs.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

Seashells are to boobs what wide brimmed hats are to heads. There is no punch line here these are just the facts.

[Anna Nonymous @osoplain]

I swear I can almost hear the girls yell FREEDOM when I finally unhook the harness

[southpaw ☘ @_SetTheHook_]

Don't you fucking EVER calm your tits.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

Damn right we do https://t.co/32YkKaAGAz

[Doktor J @doktorj]

My face says tired, but my boobs say fabulous.

[AlexandriaSweet @AlexandriaSweet]

Nipples so hard, they have gang tattoos.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

😒 We are not the same as butts. Ever seen a butt feed a baby I don't think so https://t.co/oGcuI2rvIk

[UncleDave @DaveJPrimo]

I wasn't talking to you,
I was talking to your Boobs.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

There are so many opinions about breastfeeding. Mainly by those who could never breastfeed. #thanksbutnothanks

[lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren]

i know moobs are man boobs but how did we not give that term to cows

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

I think I heard my boobs whisper, "Thank you, sweet baby Jesus" when I took off my bra.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

You say that, yet here you are, following us Titties https://t.co/dapf6iIhzG

[oxbollocks @oxbollocks]

No matter how concerned they are I categorically refuse to check out anyone's body parts.

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

Boobs are the tits.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

Twitter has taught me that men aren't as selective as I thought.

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

Every time someone types 80085 into a calculator, an angel gets its boobs

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

*anxiously awaits crumbs* https://t.co/48qMfhastd

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

Except we were collecting the sand to make seashell cups like Arial has. You could've been a mermaid! https://t.co/nFngXSkOPy

[DoppelBanger @sarita516]

pretty sure I got sunburned on my head and a pound of sand just fell out when I took off my bra, but it was worth it

[BoobsThatTalk @BoobsThatTalk]

.@_blotty so cool can he see if they ever cure breast cancer? What about bras are bras forever relevant or do we get freed eventually?? 😃