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[4n6lady @4n6lady]

There are two types of IT ppl: those who network and automate everything in their home, and those who resist the smart toaster.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Context and luck is everything in life. If Ravi Ashwin had been born in Sri Lanka, he would probably end his career with as many wickets as Muralitharan. If Don Bradman had been born in Iceland, he'd have scored no international runs and been a below par fisherman. That's life.

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

It's day 18 of the Scarred For Life Advent Calendar: watch out for that kite! And that car! And that broken bottle, that electricity substation, that sparkler, the hooded monk by the lake...
It's the golden age of public information films, when everything was out to get you.

[Alex Almeida @AlexAlmeida2020]

Jesus what a shot. Doesn't get more symbolic than this.

[Many A True Nerd @ManyATrueNerd]

Not all football fans are twats, and not all twats are football fans, but the centre of that Venn diagram is bigger than it should be.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every single Scandinavian crime drama:

[Patricia🐸 @BestBoyPatrick]

@Baddiel I can’t be the only one who noticed his blatantly racist statement where he said “tell your kind to loot and riot and steal sneakers”

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

The VA has determined that my tinnitus is not service-connected, because apparently I like to blow shit up next to my ear in my free time

[uɐpʇou@ ✸ @notdan]

Hell yes! I finally did it! I now have my entire setup on a SINGLE USB-C cable.
- 2 Ext Monitors (hard part)
- Keyboard
- Mouse
- DSLR via USB
- Webcam via USB
- Sound Mixer via USB
- Still have 4 free USB ports.
This thing from @CalDigit was expensive, but totally worth it.

[LC1878🖤💛🏌‍♂️⛳️ @cupidstunt08]

Did anybody else have a blackboard eraser thrown at their head by teachers or was it just me🤔🤔

[Alessio Patalano @alessionaval]

I’d like to know who adviced him to put on ‘warrior diplomacy’ in Somalia. A land of true warriors, not paper tigers. Sun Tsu probably gone missing there: knowing your enemy and all that jazz?

[People for Ethical Treatment of Russian — PETR @NoFauxCyrillic]

This shouldn’t be legal.

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.

[𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝘁 @combat_boot]

I have access to a huge amount of computing power. I just fed in all sorts of stats about everyone in the UK this weekend getting paid, pubs & clubs opening, self-entitlement, warm weather and everyone going to see their nan. It threw this #COVID19 prediction out.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Love always wins.

[Franak Viačorka @franakviacorka]

Wow! This is something new for Belarus. Officers of police, armed forces, and military are sharing the photos of them or their uniform (anonymously obviously) in solidarity with protesters and detainees.

3% - it's a new meme about Lukashenka's rating in online polls.