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HUGE thanks to our last contest donors @CallMe_Dimps @HansGrubertron @jnapsalot @funflaps @leannuh_renay & @DenBroncosGirl x2

Our last week of winners, CONGRATS @bweekz @GorillaNipples1 @AmIStillCool @rubyswrites @Brettagher @michikoandco @OstracizedOstri

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If any of you would like to shout out the tweet or account you were going to trophy please feel free to do so! #tinyaccountTuesday

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Special thank you to @BoomBoomBetty @chincha33 @propapergirl @GorillaNipples1 @CallMe_Dimps @Mylife2567 & @Cheeky996 for their attempts to trophy a #tinyaccountTuesday tweet yesterday & were unable due to favstar shutting down all expired pro accounts.

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Congrats to all our winners, thank you to all our donors and to all the kind folks who attempted to trophy and favstar wouldn't allow it. More formal lists to come later today. Thanks for supporting #tinyaccountTuesday ❤🍒

[Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty]

A guy with schizophrenia just walked by me yelling "We gonna rock the steakhouse! Vagina!"

I'm not sure what he means, but I kinda want in.

[Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty]

I was feeling badly about my wife leaving me. But my all-natural peanut butter says some separation is natural, so I guess I'm OK.

[Drogo McNasty @DrogoMcNasty]

Opinions are like assholes: when people see mine, they tell me to go to a doctor.

[★☆☆☆☆ @OneMore469]

My goal in life is to be rich enough not to be on Twitter.

[BooHoo Radley @rorydoyler]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a fish to man and he’ll likely need some kind of reverse scuba apparatus.

[BooHoo Radley @rorydoyler]

Tried to get rid of that sexual explicit mime by spraying him with the garden hose but it just made things much worse

[ShayShayallday @shaykitallabout]

Float like a butterfly, sting like your mother-in-law's passive aggressive comments

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

There's little use for a single cetacean, but a pod could be multi porpoise

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

"Just throw some money at the problem" is NOT good advice when the problem is being attacked by lap dancers