Chris

I don't pretend to know what you want, but I offer love

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@MartinSLewis It's not hard, phone up, be nice, have a joke with the call center agent, ask politely, and bingo, rather than a 17% rise in broadband and a 17% rise in mobile costs, I now pay less for both bills :) Thank you @virginmedia and @EE for great customer service.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@voitechnology how many working scooters are there at Bristol Temple Meads? none! How many non working scooters between Bristol temple meads and Bristol bridge? 9! And you charged me for a broken one that didn’t work. Rubbish!

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@MartinSLewis And that’s why I start all my conversations with the banks with “So have you heard of Martin Lewis, and the MSE website?”

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@love_prezzo I got completely seduced by the great photography on the front of your autumn menu and was looking forward to Pork and Fennel Rahul, only to be told you had run out 😩 I’m sad now, it looked amazing.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@renfe just wanted to feedback the UX on you app and site is awe full. Just spent 2 hours to book tickets on the app and online without success.

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@DaveGorman absolutely loved the show, should you be available on Thursday to explain to my guitar teacher we have been doing scales wrong and ot should be ABDEFGC?

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@ASPolice there are 5 guys who think it’s fun to electric bikes (more like electric motorbikes) on the harbour footpaths. Any chance you guys could bump into them and discuss electric bike laws and antisocial behaviour?

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@tiff_tv I bet if there was a world champion point for stating within the white lines for the whole race, they would be able to manage it!

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@RAC_Careers good afternoon, you have advertised an amazing opportunity, but I don’t understand why I can’t apply for it 😩 Cpuld you help out?

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@ladychatterley @eltonofficial @BBCRadio2 I’d rather have bumped into you at the air tattoo, than Tom Cruise who was my celebrity spot yesterday.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@ladychatterley Where has the time gone, it only seams like yesterday I saw you in the tent a VFestival 2001!

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@virginmedia Glad we have cleared up @virginmedia treats new customer BETTER than existing customers. @MartinSLewis there’s some good information for the money saving website.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@virginmedia I am not going to fall for a loyalty tax, and pay £30 for broadband when new customers get £100 voucher and pay £25. @MartinSLewis would strike me of the money savers list. How can you justify the loyalty tax?

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@adambraunton In other news it looks like @BrewDog are moving closer to me 😁
https://t.co/RMQmJ0zLUe

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@adambraunton So the stars align…..

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@ladychatterley had a throughly lovely evening singing along to every song (except the new song obvs). It’s brilliant to have you back in Bristol, please come back soon, especially with your kickass band.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@santanderuk just thought I would feedback that having your mortgage retention open only on week days from 9 till 6 means those of us who work those hours can’t call you to be retained. So I will be off to another mortgage provider who can talk to me when I am not working.

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@EE as a EE 5G customer arent I supposed to be on the UK’s fastest network?

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@adambraunton this must be a new low.

[BBC Radio Bristol @BBCRB]

You didn’t ask for it, but you got it.

Here’s @Jacob_Rees_Mogg “doing” the John Barnes rap from ‘World in Motion’.

He was responding to @ThangamMP saying she hoped the Prime Minster would be “studying from the Gareth Southgate school of leadership”.

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@firstdirect I am using an iPhone 12 on iOS 14.7

[Chris @Chris_________M]

@firstdirect my mobile won’t open, just get the splash screen then the app crashes.