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[bink @knotbink]

It’s either Mexico wins tonight or I lose my life

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

WAKE TF UP!!! MEXICO PLAYS TODAY!! 🇲🇽

[JAMES WEBB @jameswebb_nasa]

Você está mais próximo do tamanho de todo o universo observável do que da menor escala conhecida da natureza, o comprimento de Planck.

Apenas reflita.

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Bezos did a Roman’s Rocket Launch from Succession IRL lol

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

I thought they were antifa and feds??

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

When she sends you pics she can't post >>>>>

[letsgetgroovy @letsgetgroovy]

i need her in a short skirt sitting on my lap while we make out

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe — NYT

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

This is why they don’t let you get more than a couple El Tiempo margaritas at the game anymore.

[LMB memes @LMB_memes]

Toda Latinoamérica Unida apoyando a Venezuela en la final de Clásico Mundial.
#WorldBaseballClassic

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

YA’LL KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!

LeBron went deep in his bag for this one 😭😭

“First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day”

[Rob Hamilton 🟥 @Rob1Ham]

IBM in 1979:

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

>invades iran
>pulls ice from cities
>quietly ends biden autopen investigation
>refunds tariffs to corps
>now says trans surgery for kids is okay
>no wall
> “we’ve got a lot of heart for people who came here illegally but they’re good people!”

and you’re blackpilling?

[𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 @OopsGuess]

The U.S. just accidentally admitted two things:
1. AI is for monitoring Americans.
2. AI is for building autonomous weapons.

Anthropic simply said “we won’t help with that,” and Washington reacted like someone exposed their entire playbook.

If this isn’t panic, it’s guilt speaking.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

You can see the exact moment the State Department spokesperson's soul exits his body - when asked how Israel's 200 secret nukes don't breach U.S. aid rules

[Jdab @JDabz87]

it’s officially “take a pretty girl to a baseball game” season

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.