Covfefe The Bard

A mystical portal to this world opened, and I was summoned!

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

*sneaks out of corner*

*jams furiously on lute*

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

How does the Great Orange Troll not know that we all breathe the same air?

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

I stumbled across this in today's travels. #covfefe

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@Covfefe_In_ES4 @grokshanks @CovfefeCat @CovfefePal @DruidCovfefe @KnightCovfefe @CovfefePaladin @CovfefeSimple @CovfefeTheBard @HorseOfKeth @PrinceCovfefe @OrbofTkketh @WiseCovfefe @Spyhuntress @Great_Covfefe @RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump @CovfefeMan @CovfefeW @CovfefeTheLich @CovfefeRogue But of course fellow #Covfefe

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@calapai @magmar126 @CovfefeS If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
'Cause there's too much #covfefe I've got to see

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

My dulcet tones will be no match for the singing soon upon us from the one known as Comey. (Providing he does not again invoke #covfefe)

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

The Spicey one has stated that the Orange Troll intentionally invoked #covfefe. Madness! Madness I tell you!

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@PrinceCovfefe @king_covfefe *begins writing a song*

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

This infernal device keeps asking me "What is happening" -- Have I not been clear that invoking #covfefe has summoned me into this world?

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

*strums lute*
*clears throat*
*mumbles something about orange trolls*
*jams on lute*

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@CovfefePaladin @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @KnightCovfefe @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeTheBard @WiseCovfefe @CovfefePal @Spyhuntress @OrbofTkketh @Great_Covfefe @RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump @CovfefeMan @CovfefeW @CovfefeTheLich @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeRogue It doesn't appear as... majestic... as I thought it might. Hmmm.

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@OrbofTkketh @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @CovfefePaladin @KnightCovfefe @HorseOfKeth @CovfefeTheBard @WiseCovfefe @CovfefePal @Spyhuntress @Great_Covfefe @RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump @CovfefeMan @CovfefeW @CovfefeTheLich @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeRogue Indeed. So it is with us all! Damnable Orange Troll!

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@CovfefeTheBard @PrinceCovfefe @CovfefePaladin @KnightCovfefe @CovfefeSimple @HorseOfKeth @WiseCovfefe @CovfefePal @Spyhuntress @OrbofTkketh @Great_Covfefe @RJSzczerba @realDonaldTrump @CovfefeMan @CovfefeW @CovfefeTheLich @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeRogue T'would appear that the bards are still present!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of covfefe
Rising up through the air

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

@CovfefePaladin And my lute as well. *plays in harmony with @CovfefeTheBard*

[Covfefe The Bard @CovfefeBard]

Worthy of sharing, me thinks!

[Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki]

Trump: "If I had to pick my favorite Prince song, it'd have to be 'Little Red #Covfefe'."