Dan Hartness

If you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. - Conan O'Brien.

[Dan Hartness @DanHartness]

In 2006 my wife & I saw @Stormof69 on Rock Star: Supernova and thought her name would fit a back cat perfectly. One year later we brought 8-week-old Storm into our home. This morning we had to say goodbye. She was spunky, was SO smart, and was so sweet (with us). We are crushed.

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@MrJamesMay @YouTube Nah, you just looked unavoidably happy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@NASCAR 5: Hendrick
3: Compared to Dale
5+3 = 8: Childress
Pair 8 w/1 to get 18, Gibbs
3+1 = 4: Pair w/5 to get 54
5-1 = 4: Pair w/3 to get 43, he won more races across the top series than Richard Petty
5+3-1 = 7: Spire
1 paired w/5: 15 & 51 trucks
5+3+1 = 9: Roush 99 truck
Maybe more?

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@NASCAR To honor Dale, drivers hold their hand out the window and hold up 3 fingers. My idea for how to similarly honor Kyle is this: Hold up 5 fingers, then 3, then 1 and hold it there.
You can get all of his vehicle numbers out of these three with basic math & combinations of them.

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@DaleJr @Jerkyboys_jerky I liked the flavor a lot, but often found it to be especially dry and tough, with too much fat to be enjoyable. I was disappointed and haven’t bought it again.

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@DaleJr Vacuum adapters for your power tools.

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@keselowski It needs to be 1,000.

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@altonbrown He has a son who acts. Next best thing?

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@MrJamesMay Clearly, this means you need to make another season of your cookery show after all! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@zachmcginty That’s quite the change!
Im not sure I’d call that a river, though. 😆

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@AlanStern Ah, cool! I make lamps, too - mostly lathe-turned wood ones. I have a camshaft set aside for this purpose, though!

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Oh, posts aren’t loading right now?
Did the immigrant who loaded them get deported?

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@M_Vernon Why do people think he’s 5’8” when all of the bios out there say he’s 5’11”? You’re at least the 4th person I’ve encountered who has said this.
I’m genuinely curious.

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@KUHoops @diggycoit11 Coit can be the ‘25 version of ‘22 Remy Martin that we need right now.

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@DGSOSheriff Same.

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@keselowski I think it was @12WillPower who was once asked post-race how much horsepower an Indycar should have, to which he replied “900” with no hesitation - and scene.
These days of overpowered, underbraked and undertired stock cars sure were fun to watch. Make the drivers manage it.

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@DaleJr This is an opportunity to bring back the @kaseykahne -obsessed ladies from the old commercials back for another commercial.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

President Trump: You do not stand for law and order when you give a free pass to rioters who attacked the police.

In fact, you are signaling that violence is okay and attacking law enforcement is acceptable behavior.

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@NMStateMBB This is all great except for Robert’s last name.
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