Dango Unchained

I say nothing, but I do find good stuff

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

29 Fenuary

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

BBC News Pidgin has fried my brain

[A_ @a_brns_]

Suspect we’ve all known this for some time but good to have it confirmed - the yanks are not proper pintmen.

[🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 @jackalbion96]

And thanks to BBC sport I can

[Rob Morgan @robbiemorgz]

POV You’re in an argument with me just after I’ve got familiar with the Bosnia and Herzegovina squad

[Garby @Atlantis252]

[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]

"... And a sausage roll, please"

[luke @louorns]

Got bored and decided to rank the World Cup managers on the probability people think they’d have managed Watford

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

KAT brutally mop mogs Andre Drummond

[prantare @prantare]

multiple of 3 tierlist

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

you are bald

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

@sweet_nector1 peach

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life

Down to the details:
- napkin tuck for order
- upping portion sizes in a blink
- the Bao Bun execution
- asking the server for recs
- politeness and complete control of the room

Wow.

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

David Platt’s advert for McDonald’s in 1996 was an absolute classic…

[• Phil • 🏆🏆🏆 @Phillyconcarne]

Not enough respect for the referee’s tackle

[scsc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @_scsc_]

16th in the league and our social media manager thinks hes martin scorcese fucking end this season already. #saintsfc

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

I see Brooklyn Beckham has finally addressed the large, indistinct creature in the room.

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk