David Unlikely

I winter in Key West, summer in Provincetown, and do my laundry in Cleveland. I miss my Neopet, Javins the Disco Kau.

[WKYC 3News @wkyc]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have bought a stunning $5.35 million lakefront home in Bratenahl, enhancing their ties to the Cleveland area. https://t.co/KLghg0NxC7

[Anita Baker @IAMANITABAKER]

R&B
Keep it simple, babe.
Music.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Al Michaels: That is Lake Erie. We think it's still called Lake Erie. We’re not quite sure at this point.

[Power of Positivity @LIVEpositivity]

10 signs you're doing well in life:🙏🥇

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@TheTweetOfGod @DollyParton @TimCurry

@TheTweetOfGod, since we know death comes in threes, may I again request another eighty-year-old? Some people deserve to be in heaven, as soon as possible.

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@TheTweetOfGod If she did not fill your quota of eighty-year-olds, may I make a request?

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@HawkEmDownChris Dark Shadows

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

Oh, Saint Dolly, 😭😭flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

[Ron Marz @ronmarz]

I repeat, yet again: the people trying to stop you from voting are always, always the bad guys.

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_Q]

Sheryl Murder

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@the_transit_guy I wear my Cincinnati fantasy shirt frequently and people stop me and ask if it's what was planned in the 1920s.

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@the_transit_guy Planning for eventual expansion?

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@JohnDalyBooks

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@davidmackkabuki A variant of the Caliber #1 from November '94???

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@ronmarz His net worth hovers around $267 billion; a one-time 5% tax on the net worth is estimated at a $13.3 billion tax payment.

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@JoshLipnik Two five-ways, dry and two cheese coneys, no mustard; to go. Then next door to Virginia Bakery for a New York cheesecake and a Schnecken.

[David Unlikely @DavidUnlikely]

@ExploresMr My understanding is the bridge has no sidewalks, but I never go to that edge of downtown.

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

1940s milk advertisements produced for the Cleveland Division of Health