Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles

Official account of the infinitely praiseworthy abs of Paul Davis, North Texas Treason Weasel. Hurry, ladies! He's single. Save him from the sin of onanism!

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@pwleaks That's a "claim," not an "admission."

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

#predator alert! @McKinneyPD

[Jonathan Steele @Erbsenkoerper]

Be on the lookout. This guy is cruising retail outlets offering to "watch your children" if you need to use the restroom. @patriottxs @CityOfMcKinney @CollinCountyGov

[Gomer Qyle @GomerQyle]

Daddy @patriottxs got humiliated tonight in @PrincetonISD. Now, I'm in for a #viagra fueled shower wank because he'll do his #CryingInTheRain. Unless @MarkEisenmannSr calls after his "bride" nods off from years of unfulfilled sexual desires. https://t.co/E5r2xWAisw

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@TheTexianDM You talking about the #GravySeals, #82ndChairborne, and the #StrategicFlairCommand of the @TXSGOfficial?

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@hcdouglass @patriottxs The only thing I need to "man up" is the thought of @patriottxs' #pinksock after the last time we met.

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@patriottxs No sicker than this: https://t.co/qpLRQyHmrq

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@patriottxs @elonmusk It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@RepMTG They've supported male circumcision for years. You're a fucking rube.

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@patriottxs

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@DrPaulChabot Didn't you have to pay like $10k for being a Brady witness and an all-around shitheel? #AskingForAFriend

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

This dumb motherfucker couldn't spell "FIRED FROM GOOSEHEAD INSURANCE FOR BEING A SEDITIONIST SHITHEEL." @patriottxs @fireduptxlawyer @firedtxlawyer

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

A #woke @Allen_ISD @greenexplorers science teacher voted using his parents' address in the most recent election, despite having moved out in January of this year. #voterfraud #Election2022 #ElectionIntegrity @KenPaxtonTX

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

My favorite picture of @patriottxs Kyle KKK Sims... #rankbigot

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

While @fireduptxlawyer was having a tearful #wank in his shower over #AlexJonesTrial outcome, his idol #DonaldTrumpIsATraitor got rejected by #SCOTUS Clarence "Uncle" Thomas and landed a subpoena from the #January6thCommitteeHearings. #treasonweasel #GoSpankYourBalrog #IncelLife

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

For the rank bigots in McKinney ISD: @Elliott4MISD @fireduptxlawyer @WatchChad @Green4Isd @mckinneyisd

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@bennyjohnson You fucking rube... A governor required to REQUEST assistance. Read the FEMA guidelines.

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

.@fireduptxlawyer is a rank bigot. Just like his owner, @Green4Isd. When will they (and @Elliott4MISD and Jim Westerheid) declare your denomination or faith a cult? @Ch_JesusChrist @mckinneyisd #mymisd

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

.@openargs Bill Ogden has the gummies. Reference @knowledge_fight #664 #andrewwaswrong @MoString

[Paul Davis' Abdominal Muscles @DavisLawAbs]

@DineshDSouza