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There's lies, damn lies, statistics, and then there's SharePoint error messages.

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@CrowdStrike Tweet of the year. Possibly decade.

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While I appreciate Amber's intent and understand the economics (and practical complications), in practice it just doesn't add up.

Why go to all this effort when in the end, I'm effectively paying the default tariff anyway?

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I've ben with @AmberElectricAU since they first launched in Melbourne, but it's time to say "so long and thanks for all the fish @chrisfromamber"

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My new provider's rates are 27.5 peak (which is 3pm - 9pm) and 16.5c off-peak, with FIT of 7.2c.

There is no month this year where I would not have been better off with them than @AmberElectricAU - and I would not have had to have been looking at the Amber app every 30 minutes.

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@DrChromo That age bracket is Rovers section. Most scout groups have lots of youths in the younger sections (Joeys, cubs, scouts) but only a handful in Venturers and Rovers (ours has 2 Venturers).

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@BlizzardCS In light of the current outage I fixed your sign for you.

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@Optus The charges on the bill are correct, however this graph you included in the email attempting to compare previous bills is clearly b0rked.

I don't need it to be explained, but you should probably fix whatever code is generating it.

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Nice graph, thanks @Optus #lies #damnlies #statistics

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@NBN_Australia With due respect, I'm not convinced that you were actually working with the energy provider (Jemena)

It was only acknowledged on their website at 1:57pm today, and was fixed by 2:13pm - fifteen minutes later

I would like to see a detailed review of why it took 3.5 days to fix

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Fair suck of the sauce bottle @NBN_Australia our entire street has been without internet for two days now how about an actual update rather than a resolution time that expired yesterday?

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@NBN_Australia Yes they said that you're reporting a power outage (same as your website) even when Jemena says there is none.

Have you even been on site to check?

Your website was reporting it would be fixed by 9.30pm Friday, then yesterday by 6am today, now there is no ETA. What gives?

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@NBN_Australia How can power be out for four days now, this is ridiculous??

There are NO power outages reported by Jemena in this area.

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@woody77gmail I haven’t had any issues with dust, these are in my study/loft/man cave, and there really isn’t much up there.

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I've been working on an system for small parts trays to be stored in IKEA Kallax cube storage efficiently.

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You know you've let your #infosec department go too far when you start requiring Konami Code to get a password reset @iiNet

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Looking forward to @GladysB opening up the state to everyone other than other than @CraigKellyMP his other anti-vaxxer friends. #NoJabNoSeat #auspol

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The bit that @medibank don’t tell you is that despite all the technology, the digital card doesn’t work at your local physio. #toomuchtech

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@prez_ups Maybe he should stick to his core strengths, you know, like running a nickel mining operation?

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If you are taking health advice from this man, then you have bigger problems.