Brett Monroe MD MBA

MD, MBA, DAD - ER operations / process improvement guru with interests in predictive analytics, finance, generalized tomfoolery and occasional chaos.

[GruntDoc @gruntdoc]

Narcan is OTC.
Albuterol inhalers aren't.

Go figure.

[Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky]

Called it “bun” instead of “B-U-N” and my attending told me to kill myself

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/OPFs4hFwJC

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@orthofolkfacts Because my Instagram shots have to be 🔥.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

HOT MIC MOMENT: After clashing with GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, Dr. Fauci was caught muttering, "what a moron," followed by "Jesus Christ."

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

Shopping at Walmart in the metaverse looks ridiculous.

$WMT

[Rob Zesut @Running_Robz]

This year was rough

[Leta McCollough Seletzky, JD 🐳 @LaSeletzky]

BREAKING: CDC doubles five-second rule for dropped food

[Amy Cho, MD MBA @amychomd]

Thank you to the artist who made this. I wish I knew who you were to thank you in person.

Pretty much sums up how it has felt to be an ER doc this last year. 💔

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@QTRResearch Come to the hospital and help out. I think if you did you would change your mind.

[Brian Lund @bclund]

Heat Map.

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@megadave5000 @moderna_tx Totally normal. More severe reactions include hearing country music associated with severe nausea.

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@MadMoneyOnCNBC @jimcramer I would like to thank all the sellers of shares from last week…. It was a good day!

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

We are witnessing the Twitter masses deciding the outcome of a $25B coin flip.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock.

Do you support this?

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@moar_theta1 @GregAbbott_TX I care. As a result, I have wrecked your theory. 😂

[Brett Monroe MD MBA @DocMonroe]

@Not_too_fat @GregAbbott_TX How many people have you admitted to a hospital?