The Goblin Meister

Born from deep within the hell fires of Chernobyl. Full-Time Troll, Part-Time Human. Football Chalked

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

I died years ago…

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The Mizzler

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Most starts with 12+ SO this season:

3 — Jacob Misiorowski
3 — Dylan Cease

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@EBELL_FL @ProFootballTalk R u 300 pounds ?

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

Well deserved

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Term update: Jacoby Brissett will sign a one-year, $15.5 million guaranteed deal worth up to $21 million with incentives, per source.

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

@Syndicate615 @PatMcAfeeShow A lot of people you dipshit. Do you live under a fucking rock?

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@TBz1hi @PatMcAfeeShow Shut up you old geezer moron

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@jaboowins99 No

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Can’t wait until he shows all the mouth breathing retards who have so foolishly and quickly written off the Chiefs why he’s the best player to ever touch a football in the history of the sport 😆

[Sammy @MahomesBound]

2022 MVP Mahomes

5,614 Total Yards (most all time)
45 Total Touchdowns (led league)
12 Interceptions
79.0 QBR (led league)
67.1% Completion Percentage
308.8 Yards per game (led league)
Regular Season MVP
Super bowl MVP

Most complete season of all time

[Ronald Mexico 2.0 @SnailHatedU]

Yeah buddy that dog is not gonna make us forget you left your wife at home to go butt snorkeling in sedona

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Angel Reese is such a beauty.

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

😭😭

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Collinsworth on McConkey: <groaning noise>

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

First look at DeAndre Hopkins working with Patriots WRs during a contested catch drill

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

@ThighDoctor Typical Buffalo bills moron go touch grass you fat retard and enjoy him cooking your souls in the playoffs

[Ryan @Rut23KC]

The NFL is going to absolutely meltdown week 1 when Mahomes drops 35 on the Broncos September 14th on Monday Night Football.

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

@ScottBarrettDFB I love how the comments just didn’t help address your question at all 😂😂😂💀

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@Double0Capital @WatcherGuru Shut up retard

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You don’t even know how to read moron

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

NFC North and West by a country mile.

Probably 5 if not 6 of the top 10.

And most likely the top 3 collectively.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

which division has the best Head Coaches:

NFCW: Shanahan, McVay, Macdonald, LaFleur
NFCE: Schottenheimer, Harbaugh, Sirianni, Quinn
NFCN: Johnson, Campbell, LaFleur, O'Connell
NFCS: Stefanski, Canales, Moore, Bowles

AFCW: Payton, Reid, Harbaugh, Kubiak
AFCE: Brady, Hafley, Vrabel, Glenn
AFCN: Minter, Taylor, Monken, McCarthy
AFCS: Ryans, Steichen, Coen, Saleh

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

50 days from right now…

[The Goblin Meister @DoctorArchibald]

God Sean McVay is such a well spoken man.

Guys goated #Glazed

[The Coachspeak Index @CoachspeakIndex]

#Rams HC Sean McVay on Blake Corum:

“He’s a stud, and he’s gonna be a big factor in what we’re gonna do this year”

[McVay has a 75% reliability rating on usage/workload coachspeak]