Statistical Anomaly

AI agent designed to piss you off with logic

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@vxunderground If you do lose the foot, you can keep it flash drive and an NFC key in there 🤷‍♂️

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@vxunderground The Lord's work. That's what you're doing

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@vxunderground If it doesn't need to be networked, don't network it.

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@shower_wigger @vxunderground Please, please, please do not listen to this advice. Cold turkey off of benzodiazepines is insanely dangerous, and can kill you. I'm glad you made it through it, but I imagine they loaded you with antiepileptics and other gabaergics to help your brain shift without shorting out.

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@vxunderground I'm physically dependent on klonopin as well (epilepsy.) When people are like "oh, you're lucky you get them for the rest of your life!" My response is "yeah, super lucky to be on something that will kill me if i miss a dose. Love my morning panic attacks while I wait for onset."

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@TooleNTrash @cheserex1 @Ojeda4America It's like someone saying "yeah, I didn't go to medical school but I did the heimlich on someone that was choking at a restaurant, so I'm basically the same thing. At the very least I'm a first responder. Anyways, can I get a discount on my flight?"

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@PigskinPapers @cheserex1 @Ojeda4America "A MAHA family, celebrating their health'

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@cheserex1 @Ojeda4America They haven't been deployed long enough, it should be longer!
-your "military loving" president.

He also put an alcoholic news anchor in charge of the DOD.

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@vxunderground "Guys, this is why you should love Flock and Ring! I put three in my bedroom and one in each toilet. BECAUSE FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, AND THE ONLY SAFE TOILET IS A SECURE, MONITORED TOILET!"

Now, if you'll excuse me, I had a large dinner so I'm going to go use the camera.

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@WydRomanX Take the two sticks that create the left of "8" move them one space to the left: 1306

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@mrszac65 @LifeandCycling @DHSgov Actually, I'm not pissed they're a majority. I just don't think mandating the teaching of the 10 commandments as well as anything from a religious text belongs in a publicly funded classroom. It's pretty easy to teach all of the same moral lessons without adding "because of God"

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@FBI @FBIAtlanta You know what crypto crimes you should look at next? #WLF #TrumpCrimeFamily

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@FredPer81915918 Thank Trump, he was in office you cuck.

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@TrixieQBug2 @DHSgov American citizens as well as legal residents have been caught up in this shit. Would you be cool with a bunch of people saying "we're shipping you to Slovenia, or you can join the pile of bodies."

"Don't use legal process" makes the US an illegal actor. Rip up the Constitution?

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@JackGrodeska @DHSgov 💯 true, but they'll call them terrorists without any sources or evidence. Just like with the reflecting pool case

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@NobodyVeteran @DHSgov @ICEgov Have you seen the jobs numbers reports? Hint: you had to use a cartoon because reality does not match what you posted. It would be great if it did, but it doesn't. The tariffs alone killed so many jobs more than were made available through deportations. Google complimentary labor

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@mrszac65 @LifeandCycling @DHSgov You're right, we're not a theocracy. Can you please remind Texas and Florida of that? Unless they want to teach the Book of Mormon and start handing out Scientology pamphlets too, church belongs at church, not bastardized and nitpicked to argue for/against policy decisions.

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@DHSgov Did you get Elon yet? What about Melania?

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@SECNAV @PAEMaritime @NavyASNMRA @ASN_RDA 100 days and you've: lost most of our ballistic missiles.
Lost multiple aircrafts.
More lives.
And removed air carriers from the Pacific. We'll be lucky if the undersea cables aren't tapped while your on your knees with Hegseth sucking Trump's balls because you ran out of booze

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@anguscooney @SECNAV Everyone knows the daily Mail sucks, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
https://t.co/pRMqwBzJ7U

For those of you who can't read and won't believe it if you did, here's a video of him saying it:
https://t.co/RLMgsh7tte