Doctor Mitchell M.D.

The aforementioned beaner

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@full_kelly_ @TrueSlazac Dude I was able to fly across the country to meet my now wife for the first time but I couldn’t rent a hotel or a car despite owning a car myself

It’s fucking ridiculous

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@legend_sundial @MatthieuJG @ItsPhigs This might be the realest question ever posed

I don’t even follow the series and even I know this

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@bussanaut @MrPandy808 @Chimpnnout “Come back, this is a perfectly good moment to throw your life away!”

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@TaglesTopGuy @ThomBrady5 88% of jobs since 2020 have gone to foreign born individuals, according to the bureau of labor.

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@TaglesTopGuy 88% of jobs have gone to foreigners since 2020

Maybe you should post real context instead of purposefully cooked data

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@TaglesTopGuy @ThomBrady5 The job market is literally the worst it has been in recorded history

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

My girlfriend said “it’s really cute though”

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

I bow before a master - I hope someday to reach this level of infantilizing misogyny

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@wolfandbear @LPNH I wheezed

[Wolf & Bear @wolfandbear]

@LPNH I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place and I refuse to answer this hypothetical. I hate to invoke first principles, but if someone handed me this sandwich, it would be a violation of the NAP

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

literally nothing more annoying on the fucking planet than when websites don’t have the US at the top of a country selection list. No, I am not going to select fucking “Afghanistan” boutique clothing brand based in Nashville. Fuck off.

[grape eater @7395182046fp1d]

@LRH_Superfan Yeah, I am into femdom: a gf that initiates sex sometimes.

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@TheAboveParty @HTTP_Lovecraft It’s a turn of phrase, I’m actually growing quite fond of this gentleman

[Disgruntled Peasant @megachawlns]

@TTExulansic Everyone wants to be a dude until it's time to do dude shit. "I'm as much of a man as you are" until she gets her ass kicked, then it turns in to "I was part of a trans hate crime!"

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@TheAboveParty @HTTP_Lovecraft I hate to defend the guy but with how often he was high do you think he remembers exactly where each photo was taken? Prob just mixed it up man

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@LFauexProd @AMCTheatres Oh shit my bad

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@SCDUCKS @aheXonyou @Bitcoin_Teddy Yeah man Netflix and Instagram sure are the worst thing in the world

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@little_seneca @wyatttoday If having a beautiful, moralizing country is not a priority, then what is? How are you going to convince congress to cut our entitlements when everyone is demoralized? This is absolutely the highest priority. Improve morale, so people are happy before the storm.

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@Rujo_ @Arbor_Bench @Unassociat19772 @feikcel I’m not putting words in your mouth. The Bible doesn’t use the word lust to mean “do not desire sex with women.” It’s referring to self gratification at the expense of Gods will or the dignity of others. How should a man conceive a child with his wife if he cannot be attracted?

[Doctor Mitchell M.D. @EarforcePx12]

@Rujo_ @Arbor_Bench @Unassociat19772 @feikcel “The goal is to have humanity die off, not to have you not cheat on your wife”

Aight bro

I don’t think it’s about it being too hard, I think it’s about the end result of that interpretation being immoral