Evan Hamlin

Tech junkie, entrepreneur, photographer, burner, geographic schizophrenic.

[@amuse @amuse]

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk.

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@evernote I cannot back up my notes due to your new 100 note export restriction and your support team will not help me at all please help this is not OK to prevent access to my own data, from a data rights perspective or a GDPR perspective.

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@YouTube What is going on with YouTube ad load recently? Is my experience happening across the board? Ad frequency has gotten out of control. Is this how Google has been hitting its numbers as a company lately?

As a user this is annoying. As an investor it is alarming.

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@coldplay Please make your version of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas that you did for a radio station in LA available to the world on Spotify. That is my Christmas wish 🙏🏼🎄🎅🎁

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@nayshins @Wealthfront Only show returns with a 1 / 3 / 5 / 10 year lookback… anything I can do with that?

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@Wealthfront hey guys love your product but how is it possible that the company was founded on maximizing the Sharpe ratio (per Andy Ratcliff’s article) and I can’t find the sharpe ratio of your portfolios anywhere in the platform? How am I supposed to risk adjust the returns?

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@ChaseSupport I'm a long-time user and don't understand why you don't offer 2FA support through an authentication app. Text 2FA is susceptible to SIM hijacking. When is this feature coming?

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@elonmusk I'm a loyal Tesla owner & X+ member and just got bait & switched into accepting an earlier pickup date on my new Model 3 performance 36hrs before the FSD became transferrable from my old one!! Is there anything you can do, please? I want to be a Tesla loyalist for life!

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@elonmusk @Tesla THANK YOU for fixing this in the last update! Huge quality of life improvement!

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@elonmusk @Tesla My Model 3 has almost caused many accidents bc when the speed limit drops in self-driving, it decelerates VERY FAST rather than staying in line w/ surrounding traffic speed. PLEASE fix this as otherwise I absolutely love this car!!!

[Rebecca Kossnick @rebkos]

Stoked to be partnering with @starchive_io
and @RGAiv on this. Great, AI-generated video is closer than you think and it has tremendous potential for anyone with a content archive. Sign up for the beta here: https://t.co/11IGSKmCsN

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

@UPS someone in your chain of custody stole our item and replaced it with another. Because you have no categories other than “didn’t arrive” or “damaged” we’re getting nowhere with your people. Can someone please make this right??

[Geoff Martha @GeoffMartha]

Great progress by @Medtronic & @Tesla / SpaceX engineering teams. More PSOL valves coming from @SpaceX means more #ventilators quicker. Thanks to @ElonMusk! Open source project gaining momentum as well! #MDTisMobilizing

[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

If we’re young, healthy, and introverted anyway shouldn’t we just self-administer coronavirus before quarantining so we can come out and help herd immunity? Basically just tell me if I should lick some doorknobs before closing myself in for 2 weeks.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

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[Evan Hamlin @Evan_Hamlin]

We are thrilled to announce @Datorama will be joining the @Salesforce family! Thank you to all of our customers, partners, and supporters. Learn more about the news: https://t.co/FUk59KbA4Q

[Sam Altman @sama]

Most careers turn into sales jobs when you get senior enough.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is nothing. In a few years, that bot will move so fast you’ll need a strobe light to see it. Sweet dreams… https://t.co/0MYNixQXMw