Gayfinger Fish

gay af and ready to fuck your husband

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

every time somebody says "no biggie" i start crying because i miss him so much

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

haven’t put my dirty fingers in a fish for a while. can’t fit with my dick and balls jammed up

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

respect dead fish: wear a condom

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

@WeLuvSmallAccts https://t.co/eBHNiT20MY
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[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

sometimes i just take viagra so i have a place to hang my keys

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

think of me as a tan fish holster

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

yeah i nutted on your husband but i was aiming for the fish in the dish

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

pistol whip me with a fish handle colt

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

i have a lisp where i pronounce fish like fist

[Apathetic Activist @coketruck76]

Anne: I told you I don't like the taste.

H VIII: *muttering* doesn't want to give the head, then I'll take it.

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

one fish
two fish
choke em blue fish

[Gravy Based Agitprop @gravybasedhorse]

{At a sex addiction meeting}

Me: I eat ass in hopes of getting an intestinal parasite. The chance of dying is calming and the thought of losing weight I view as a cure-all for all of my problems.

Person to my left: I fish for river trout to dip my wick in their gills.

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

one fish
two fish
choke em blue fish

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

harpoons the orca of my dreams

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

a scaled fish sexslave and boy am i happy to see you

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

harpoons billy ocean

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

tosses dead fish back

“haha plenty more FISH in the sea”

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

a scaled fish sexslave and boy am i happy to see you

[Gayfinger Fish @FiddleFins]

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day

teach a man to fist and he'll turn gay

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Philadelphia Eagles lose the Super Bowl: *city riots and destroys the city*

Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl: *city riots and destroys the city*

[Saucy @hamersauce]

89 yr old ninja sneaks up on his target *his knee clicks loudly*

jim (a dolphin): did you hear something?

wife: click click click

ninja: *exhales silently*